#i definitely struggled most with risotto and melones...

[lemonflavoreddishsoap]

good morning/afternoon/evening, i saw your request open and i was wondering if you'd be up to write some headcanons about risotto & ghiaccio with a gn! s/o who likes to take care of them; whether it's combing/washing their hair, making meals for them, helping them relax after a day of work, etc.

feel free to delete/ignore this request if it's not of your liking. and, thanks in advance (<3).

I actually received another anon request asking for something similar-

- so I'm just gonna lump them all into one big heaping pile of headcanons! Thank you for the requests <333 La Squadra with a house husband/wife who loves to take care of them

Formaggio

Loves it so so so so much

How lucky he is to have an s/o like you, doting on him and putting in so much work for the two of you.

Always goes to you to massage out any aches from the day

Hugs you from behind while you're in the middle of cooking every time. No matter what. It's not a problem at all unless it leads to you getting something on yourself or getting burnt (in that case he'll apologize - then do it again the very next time.)

In return, he tries his best to treat you whenever he can. He buys you sweet lil gifts all the time, leaving them around for you to find while he's out on missions <333333

Illuso

All those pigtails of his? Yeah, they aren't much, but every time he puts his hair into them he considers asking you to do it instead. He never does, but if you find him doing his hair with a dumb smile on his face, that's why.

Need I say this man praises you and your work?

"Smells amazing, doll, whatcha cooking this time?"

"Damn, the room's spotless! You worked real hard, didn't ya?"

gives you a big ol' smorch on the lips....sigh....

Prosciutto

It's the kind of s/o he always pictured himself having, this is just what he expected life to have in store for him.

As a result, he sort of treats the things you do pretty casually. If you didn't know better you'd say he doesn't notice or care.

But of course, you know him better than that. The kiss on your knuckles before every meal and the quick compliments he gives you throughout the day are how he lets you know he loves you and the work you do.

It's the way he intertwines his fingers with yours in the late hours of the night, you two tucked in bed, that lets you know it's all appreciated.

Pesci

Oh Pesci.. oh this boy...

No matter how many times you do all these nice things for him, no matter how much of an everyday thing it is, it makes him feel so incredibly special every single time.

Every sweet thing you do for him has him practically blubbering out "thank you"s and "you're so sweet"s

Oh my GOODNESS. PLAY WITH HIS HAIR. his hairstyle may be strange (all of La Squadra's are), but please please please run your fingers through it, ruffle it around, mess it up a bit, he loves it.

BONUS POINTS if you get a hairbrush and fix up his messy hair afterwards. Oh he's putty in your hands.

Will do anything he can to return the favors, unless you tell him he doesn't have to. augghhh

damn i got passionate about this one

Melone

Remember how I said Formaggio hugs you from behind while you cook? Well, Melone does that too.

But unlike Formaggio he does it while you're doing literally anything. You could be scrubbing the toilet and he's embracing ya and peppering kissing down your neck and. probably distracting you quite a bit.

But also unlike Formaggio, Melone stops when asked, or when it's clear his affection is making it super hard for you to work.

He'd love it for you to braid his hair, and if you have long enough hair, he'll braid your hair too.

If there's ever a day where you aren't doing too hot, sick in bed and he has the day to stay home, he'll be your house husband for the day. A perfect chance for him to give back some kindness ;3

Ghiaccio

It's no surprise that he's coming home with a million things to complain about. So he'll pace around the kitchen and ramble while you make dinner. He's usually irritable at this time, might get picky with how you cut ingredients or how long you cook for.

Still loves everything you make, even if it's not to his exact specifications. Mutters out a "thanks" afterwards and pulls you close to press a looong kiss to your forehead.

Lets you massage the immense amounts of tension out of him. Also wants you to run your fingers through his hair, brushing through his curls and massaging his scalp. For once he stays silent, sighing and leaning into your loving touch.

This man spouts a million words a minute, but he knows he doesn't need to speak to let you know how much he loves you. He just basks in your comfort. Damn, you treat him so well.

Risotto

He loves the caring part of you, he really does, but at the start of your relationship you may need to tell him a few times to stop saying things like "you know, you don't have to do that for me."

Eventually you reach a compromise, and when it comes to cooking and cleaning, you two make it a team effort whenever he's around.

When it comes to helping him relax after work though, he never complains (anymore) about your pampering.

a comforting bath, your hands scrubbing sweet scents through his hair, a moment where he doesn't need to focus on anything except his s/o.

He dreams of having these moments for the rest of his life, holding you close in the eerie silent night and cherishing every second you love him and care for him.

[mouisorange]

☰ Yandere Personality Types  〔Big Five〕

☰ Overview

〔Disclaimer〕 Yandere behavior and mindsets are not healthy, nor should they be sought after: this is just meant to be a fun way to analyze characters and see/understand how they may fit into this specific genre of fictional horror. 

This personality ‘assessment’ was inspired by @ddarker-dreams​‘s ‘Yandere MBTI’ as I adore their writing and have always thought that their MBTI assessment is really cool! I also noticed how other people enjoy it so I thought I would make my own assessment, though mine is inspired by the ‘Big Five Personality Traits’. I even tried to be creative and add in the little circles that you can find on the actual Big Five assessment too (which is 100% free btw!). I don’t really think I did the Big Five assessment justice, and I think that a lot more goes into the complexities around this kinda thing, but hopefully this is somewhat interesting!

If you have your own thoughts or even wanna try this out, 100% feel free to use or talk to me about it! Check it out below the cut!

☰  OPEN   •  •  •  •  •  CLOSED 

〔Open〕 yanderes are blatant about their obsession. They do not try and hide it either because they believe it’s meant to be, because they’re too deep in their delusions to understand that it might be a good idea to keep their mouth shut, or simply because they’re in a position to not care about hiding their interest. Usually, this type of yandere is either seen as somewhat of a ‘lovesick puppy’ or a powerful character; though, being a ‘lovesick puppy’ doesn’t necessarily mean kind or affectionate. Whether it was ‘love at first sight’ or more of a slow-burn, these characters usually roll with their feelings with little to no hesitation. Situations with this type of yandere usually include darlings who are unaware of the yandere’s emotions (or even their existence) until they’re suddenly confronted, kidnapped, or confessed to seemingly out of the blue. 

examples︙Anasui 〔 jjba. Stone Ocean〕,  Diavolo & Doppio 〔 jjba. Golden Wind〕, Pina 〔Beastars〕, & Zeke Yeagar 〔Attack on Titan〕.

〔Closed〕 yanderes try to hide their obsessive mindset or behaviors. While they might not always be successful at hiding their interest, closed yandere types are either ashamed/embarrassed by their feelings or are frustrated by them in some way. Usually this type of yandere will ignore/avoid their darling in hopes of losing their feelings, or pretend their feelings don’t exist. This type of yandere is either upset at themselves for having these feelings or upset at their darling for ‘making’ them feel that way. Darling can possibly see their behavior coming and try to avoid the character, but this type of yandere is likely to ‘snap’ at some point and somehow corner their darling as an attempt at controlling their obsession or feelings (though, sometimes this is just the yandere trying to excuse their behavior).

examples︙Avdol〔jjba. SDC〕, Legoshi 〔Beastars〕, Alucard 〔Castlevania〕, & Klaus Hargreeves 〔The Umbrella Academy〕.

☰ Questions to consider when categorizing a yandere

〔 ⅰ. 〕 How does their behavior shift when they realize they’re obsessed?

〔 ⅱ. 〕 What are their opinions on their darling? Does this character adore them? Do they blame darling for their behavior (if so, are they angry about it)?

〔 ⅲ. 〕 How comfortable is this yandere with their feelings and/or actions in regards to their darling?

☰  CASUAL  •  •  •  •  •  DIRECT

〔Casual〕 yanderes do not actively pursue their darling. This type of character is typically laid-back. They either believe that darling will inevitably fall ‘into line’ or is mellow enough to be content with simply being in darling’s life. Casual yanderes are either delusional or are not possessive enough to want more than close friendship from their darling. Though it usually takes a specific type of character for this, some yanderes here believe that they’re already in a relationship with their darling and therefore feel no need to chase after them. This kind of character can confuse their darling, and make it more difficult to get away, as their behavior can be waived off if the character is perceived as harmless, gains darling’s sympathy in some way, or otherwise is not vocal about their delusional thinking/is charming enough to convince darling to just go along with it. Some of these characters are willing to let go if darling catches on early enough, though most will just slowly follow behind regardless of what darling does (though this behavior/these reactions will definitely vary/be different depending on the character).  

examples︙ Mista 〔jjba. Golden Wind〕, Luther Hargreeves 〔The Umbrella Academy〕, Connie Springer 〔Attack on Titan〕, & Cater Diamond 〔Twisted Wonderland〕.   

〔Direct〕 yanderes, as their name suggests, directly or actively pursue their darling. Usually strict or over-bearing, these characters actively chase after their darling’s affections (or otherwise whatever goal relationship the yandere wants). This yandere makes organized, sometimes step by step, plans in order to achieve their goal. It depends on the character whether they get angry when plans have to be changed or if they just shift their angle, however, these characters are focused and will not be discouraged should darling fight against their plans. If anything, some of these characters will be encouraged by their darling fighting back for various reasons (for example, if they’re delusional or just thing it’s a part of the whole ‘chase’ thing/enjoy it). These characters will almost never give up on their darling regardless of what happens.

examples︙ Giorno Giovanna 〔jjba. Golden Wind〕, Armin Arlert 〔Attack on Titan〕, Rook Hunt 〔Twisted Wonderland〕, & Jason Todd 〔DC Comics〕. 

☰ Questions to consider when categorizing a yandere

〔 ⅰ. 〕 How goal-oriented is this character, especially when it comes to their darling? 

〔 ⅱ. 〕 How lenient is this character? Are they trying to force a bee-line to a relationship with their darling or are they willing to play the long game?

〔 ⅲ. 〕 Is this character organizing a plan in order to achieve their goal(s)? Or are they completely winging it? If they’re winging it, are they just hoping that everything will naturally fall into place, or do they genuinely believe it’s fated to happen?

☰  DISCREET  •  •  •  •  •  INTENSE

〔Discreet〕 yanderes either do not have overly strong yandere behaviors or are able to hide said traits enough to be seen as ‘normal’. These characters will usually hide their behavior, regardless of the reasons, in order to have a normal relationship with their darling. While similar to closed character types, discreet yanderes differ in the sense that they usually do not struggle to hide their behavior, and will slowly (or suddenly, depending on the situation, one situation being kidnapping) merge this persona with their actual personality so that darling has no reason to want to leave. While not all characters within this category are fully aware of their behavior, most are intentionally manipulative and have some kind of end goal. They’re not ashamed of this mindset as they believe their reasons (such as “protecting” darling from something) excuse any tears that their darling might shed directly because of this yandere’s actions later on in the ‘relationship’. The period between “normal” and whatever end goal will vary based on the character. This type’s darling can have friends, and even other relationships to an extent (though this does vary), they’ll usually end up reaching the yandere’s goal without knowing about their behavior up until it’s too late to do anything about it. 

examples︙ Risotto Nero 〔jjba. Golden Wind〕, Louis 〔Beastars〕, Lilia Vanrouge 〔Twisted Wonderland〕, &  Sinbad 〔Magi〕. 

〔Intense〕 yanderes can be defined by their possessiveness, or otherwise intense behavior/mindset/emotions. This type of yandere will usually want to either isolate or monopolize their darling’s time in it’s entirety. While the character might not isolate themselves, they’ll do what they can in order to ensure that their darling is focused solely on them (or whatever goal yandere has in mind). Intense yanderes tend to come off as over-bearing or as harassers/bullies. Depending on their other traits, they will either direct their focus on getting other people away from darling or direct their focus on somehow getting darling away from other people (usually involving kidnapping or isolating them in their home). These characters have a tendency to be either cruel or manipulative and darling might believe that their yandere hates them in some way, even if the character says otherwise. 

examples︙ Illuso 〔jjba. Golden Wind〕, Melon 〔Beastars〕, Kouen Ren 〔Magi〕, & Leona Kingscholar 〔Twisted Wonderland〕.

☰ Questions to consider when categorizing a yandere

〔 ⅰ. 〕 How well would this character take rejection? Do they try and rationalize the rejection or do they just accept it (even taking whatever darling said to heart)?

〔 ⅱ. 〕 Can this character handle their darling having friendships? How do they react to darling spending periods of time without them? 

〔 ⅲ. 〕 Does this yandere need (or want?) to spend every waking (and sleeping) moment with darling? If so, what is time spent with this yandere like? 

☰  AGREEABLE  •  •  •  •  •  CONTROLLING

〔Agreeable〕 yanderes seem to genuinely care about their darling and see their darling as a breathing person with their own thoughts/feelings. These characters put their darling before themselves, sometimes going as far as seeing them as someone to worship or put on a pedestal, and believe that darling is better than them in some way. In some cases, they see darling as being unable to do anything wrong (to an extent). They’re willing to debate rights or loosen rules/chains (if they even decided to do chain darling in the first place) with darling and are willing to listen to what they have to say. This yandere’s end goal usually involves some kind of genuine relationship, regardless of how delusional that might be. 

examples︙ Haru 〔Beastars〕, Floch Forster 〔Attack on Titan〕, Tim Drake 〔DC Comics〕, & Vanya Hargreeves 〔The Umbrella Academy〕.

〔Controlling〕 yanderes do not view their darling as equal, either seeing them as childish (in the sense that they don’t understand things or can’t), seeing them as some kind of pet/trophy, or somewhere in-between. They usually do not care about their darling’s thoughts, feelings, or general well-being. Usually the only thing this yandere cares about is controlling their darling, the connection they have to their darling is the only important thing when it comes to darling as a person. Some of these characters even go as far as not minding if darling dies as long as they still view darling as being theirs (example being, if prince charming kept his princess asleep in order to keep princess to himself). While end goals will vary from yandere to yandere, those in this category typically don’t care how darling feels as long as they’re getting what they want from darling. 

examples︙ Kars 〔jjba. Battle Tendency〕, Judar 〔Magi〕, Cioccolata 〔jjba. Golden Wind〕, &  Diavolo 〔 jjba. Golden Wind〕.

☰ Questions to consider when categorizing a yandere

〔 ⅰ. 〕 Does this yandere view darling as a human with their own thoughts/feelings or is darling more of a possession/plaything? 

〔 ⅱ. 〕 Is darling’s mental or physical well-being important to this character? 

〔 ⅲ. 〕 How many rights does darling have and how quickly are said rights taken away/given back? Are they ever given back? What are the yandere’s motives in taking/giving these rights?

☰  RESILIENT  •  •  •  •  •  FRAGILE

〔Resilient〕 yanderes will almost never become discouraged. They’re confident in the sense that they know they’ll eventually achieve their goal. This type of character is willing to spend years trying to either break down their darling or otherwise induce a sort of ‘Stockholm syndrome’. Characters who heavily stalk their darling tend to fall into this category. More so, resilient yanderes are not likely to have any sort of breakdown over their darling, regardless of the situation. They’re strong in their thought process, and are not willing to change their mind-set/behavior towards their darling (or anyone else).

examples︙ Ibuki 〔Beastars〕, Bruno Bucciarati 〔jjba. Golden Wind〕,   Jade Leech 〔Twisted Wonderland〕, & Shigaraki Tomura 〔My Hero Academia 〕.

〔Fragile〕 yanderes, as their name suggests, are ‘fragile’ in their goals or mind-set. Usually this type of yandere is either meek or feel overly guilty about their mind-set/behaviors. These characters can be easily swayed by their darling in some way, and they can get distracted from their end-goal if darling plays their cards right. More adoring, worshipper yanderes tend to fall in this category. Characters here usually do not like upsetting their darling and (at times) are desperate for their darling’s approval. While not an inherently manipulative category, fragile yanderes will use methods like gaslighting in order to avoid any kind of confrontation.

examples︙ Pesci 〔jjba. Golden Wind〕, Allison Hargreeves 〔The Umbrella Academy〕, Jack 〔Beastars〕, & Niccolo 〔Attack on Titan〕. 

☰ Questions to consider when categorizing a yandere

〔 ⅰ. 〕 How emotional/insecure is this character? 

〔 ⅱ. 〕 Is this character confrontational, or would they rather avoid any kind of confrontation by whatever means necessary (such as gaslighting or blackmailing others in the situation)? 

〔 ⅲ. 〕 How patient are they? How long are they willing to wait and/or bide their time in order to achieve some sort of goal?

﹝☼﹞

[dios-hoes-tm]

Okay! Mod Prim here! I got this idea from @risottosplug ! I hope they don't mind me tagging them.

La Squadra x Boss' Daughter!Reader: Gangbang Headcanons

I'm not gonna write a full fic just yet, if you wanna see it, let the mods know!

Warnings: Smut, risky kinks, Sorbet and Gelato are feral, Ghiaccio is worse, Melone being Melone, etc.

Context: (all characters are 18+) You, the reader, are the boss' daughter and La Squadra uses you as blackmail against the boss. You were never picked up by Bruno's squad and were instead taken by La Squadra.

Melone:

All too eager tbh

Tries his best to make you feel comfortable with being at their hideout to start things off.

He DOES want you to consent after all.

He is the one who starts things off because it's MELONE

Will call you sweet nicknames in Italian (cara mia, dolcezza, belladonna(which means pretty woman), mia amata)

The mating press is his go to position due to his general nature and knowledge

Besides, what better way to blackmail your middle aged boss by knocking up his daughter, right?

Most definitely indulges in his own foot kink. We saw that episode. We can't deny it.

This man will suck on your toes.

Decently well endowed, 6-7 inches hard, not unbearably thick, well groomed

Know what the clit is and where it is so it's safe to assume you're gonna cum

Definitely creampies you. That is not up for debate.

Formaggio

He shrinks you down just a lil bit for funsies

He wants you to struggle to fit him

It's the size kink for me

Second biggest tease

Backhanded compliments

"You're so tight puttana. I feel like you were made for this!"

Hair pulling extraordinaire

Please claw at his back he will nut so hard omfg

He's not much for toys but he will shove the handle of a knife in your ass to 'prepare you'

Call him daddy. He'll laugh but he'll enjoy it.

100% into calling you kitten I don't take criticism

6 inches hard, thick, he does not trim thats a fuckin bush down there

Didn't know where the clit was at first until Melone showed him, but he didn't listen

Prefers to pull out and cum on your thighs and stomach

Illuso

By far the biggest tease

He will choke the living shit out of you like your eyes will be rolled back and he's making Melone hold your hand so you can't claw at his hands

Wants your neck to bruise

You might pass out but that won't stop him

If you do get your hands free, pull his hair and this man will MOAN SO GODDAMN LOUD

He will bite the shit out of you though ngl

Like, you're bleeding today

Surprisingly into knifeplay

Yeah that knife in your ass is being gently dragged across your skin just enough to break it and blood to bead up on the surface

Solid 8 inches, he will destroy you, completely shaved. He likes to be clean.

Despite his cocky demeanor and smarmy bitch attitude, he knows where the clit is and will make you cum

He will creampie you but he's also gonna pull out and jack himself off, edging himself until everyone's had a turn with you

Prosciutto

Double-teaming you with Pesci

Consider it a learning experience for both you and him.

Prosciutto in the front, Pesci in the back. Sweet and Sour sandwich.

Sooooooo goddamn rough

He's putting a collar on you and yanking that bitch until you bruise even more

Call him daddy and that makes things better or worse depending on your outlook

Tells Pesci what to do while fucking you

"Use her damn it! Be rough!"

D E G R A D A T I O N

"Take it troia! I wonder what your real daddy would say if he saw you like this. What would he say puttana? Hm?"

Please answer him. He will slap the fuck out of you.

Another solid 8 inches, a little on the thinner side, very well groomed

Obviously he knows where the clit is and you will cum. No matter what.

Big fan of the creampie. Demands Pesci creampies you as well.

Pesci

He kinda didn't want to do this

But he comes around to the idea when Proscuitto makes him join in.

He's shy and doesn't want to be rough but Proscuitto demands that he be rougher with you

So he complies

Holds onto your waist

Compliments you

"Y-You feel so g-good! And you're s-so pretty!"

Buries his face in your shoulder blades to keep from moaning too loud

Average length, 5-6 inches but thick, well groomed

Proscuitto showed him where the clit was but he's still a little inexperienced

Creampies you because Proscuitto told him to

Sorbet and Gelato

Good luck

Oh these two are going to break you

Bruises, bites, scratches, blood

Gelato begs to take your ass and that is probably worse considering he is absolutely feral

Drags his knife between your shoulder blades and gathers up the blood to use as lube. Even he knows how important it is folks.

Sorbet takes the front and gives Gelato a sweet kiss before absolutely wrecking your shit

Pulls your hair like he's trying to rip your head from your shoulders

Bite him, he bites back and he will lap up your blood like a goddamn vampire

He is daddy. If you call Gelato daddy they will laugh.

"Normally it's little bastard but I'll be your daddy just for today troia piccola"

Sorbet is longer at about 7 inches, a little on the thinner side and well groomed. Gelato is 6 inches, a little thicker and man's got a fuckin bush.

They know where the clit is but they don't care

Sorbet prefers to creampie and Gelato pulls out and cums on your back.

Ghiaccio

Feral bastard

Has Melone join in again for a triple threesome

He will scream, degrade, bruise and make you cry before he's even inside you.

Meanwhile Melone is balls deep in your ass

But when Ghiaccio is inside you, he has the most brutal pace out of anyone

He wants to make you scream and damn it he will

Pull his hair it'll make him whimper before he gets even more pissed and decides to fuck you harder.

"You think that was funny puttana?! I'll give you something to laugh about!"

Has Melone hook his arm under one leg while he hooks his under the other and rails you into next week.

He's gonna be sure you either can't walk or have serious trouble walking.

7 1/2 inches, decently thick, well groomed but it's super curly

He also knows where the clit is but he also fails to give a shit

Pulls out and bends you over so he can cum on your face while Melone creampies your ass

Risotto

Once everyone on his team has had a turn, Risotto stands up.

The minute you see him you know you are oh so very FUCKED

He makes a display of his strength by picking you up and using you as his own personal fleshlight.

Lives for the bulge in your stomach he can't get enough of it

He doesn't moan, he groans and growls.

Uses the blood dripping from your body to make handcuffs and chains using Metallica

Orders Proscuitto to put them on you

Calls you gattina(kitten)

Call him master and something snaps

You aren't walking after this

But if you call him Capo

Honey you aren't waking up after this

Adores choking his partners

You are no exception

10 inches(as is the consensus from the fandom), the kind of thick that will split you in two and well groomed

He knows where the clit is and uses that to his advantage whenever he's about to cum

Creampie. This man has enough cum to be a 1 man bukkake

Then he tilts you down so Illuso can finish once more on your face

After you've been thoroughly used and have cum multiple times, you end up blindfolded. You're covered in cum, filled with cum, and you're blindfolded. Turns out the men in LA Squadra fixed themselves up and decided to take a snapshot of you, upload it to Risotto's computer and emailed it to their boss. Your father. This seemed to be ample blackmail.

[soupbabe]

Could i have hcs of the platonic!bucci gang or la squadra saving a child (the gn!reader) from a situation and after that they adopt them?

Platonic! La Squadra Takes in Child! Reader

Btw I do imagine reader to be like 10 yrs old in this!

TW maybe? Light mention of negligence on your parent's part, but it's not gone in depth

Prosciutto and Pesci were on a mission together and everything was going well till they bumped into you on their way out of your home

You were just walking home from school, confused why two men were outside of your house. Especially since the green haired one started mumbling things to the blonde, fidgiting with his hands as he talked

Prosciutto knew that the target had a kid. It was because of your father's negligence and carelessness someone put a hit on them in the first place when the police wouldn't help. But he didn't think you'd be home from school so soon

You started to panic when the two men wouldn't answer to you both and blocked the entrance to your home

Pesci was the one to ask Prosciutto if Prosciutto should tell you, automatically feeling how heavy this situation is

Prosciutto and Pesci whispered to each other before Pesci took you away from Prosciutto so he could make a phonecall. Risotto's permission is what makes or breaks their new plan

Surprisingly the man who called himself Pesci was easy to get a long with, his gentle nature made him more comforting compared to the other guy he called his "Bro"

The blonde soon joined the two of you and to say Prosciutto's skills with dealing with young children is rusty, would be a big understatement

You almost ran off when he asked you to get into their car; everything your teachers told you about street safety finally making sense inside your brain

But Prosciutto caught your arm and after 5-10 minutes of struggling, they got you into into the car and drove off to the base

I can imagine the squad's reaction to seeing you with Pros and Pesci to be one of mild confusion, but Melone is more than welcome to make you feel comfortable

He literally lifted you up and treated you like you were a small puppy he found on the street

"Oh! Look at them, aren't they the cutest thing? Why are you here out of all all places? I-" oh look at that you wiggled your way out his grip and hid behind Pesci

Having to talk with the clown dressed in black was scary, his eyes never left yours and all the information you learned was overwhelming for you (reasonably)

So your father's dead and these group of guys want you to give you a place to stay because of it. Too much for a baby brain to process

Risotto left you alone (or with Pesci if asked since he was the only one who didn't scare you at the time) to help you calm down and think things through

After some time you agreed and the hitman team welcomed you to their family

The first ones to warm up to you and make sure you feel more comfortable would be Sorbet and Gelato, Melone, and Pesci. They're experience with actually living with or raising children is low, but they're the ones to take action to get to know you and vice versa. Most likely these are the people you go to for comfort or just want to spend quality time with someone

A lot of times Sorbet and Gelato would let you join in on their spa days, where they'd paint their nails, do face masks, and get some time away from the busy base together

Prosciutto, Illuso, and Formaggio are the people who you didn't expect to get along with at first. They kind of minded their own business for the most part, but they all did small things that helped you feel more comfortable around them

Formaggio gives you full permission to play with his cats whenever you feel like it. Prosciutto always made sure to check up on you every now and then and would be the one to drive you to and from school everyday

Ghiaccio and Risotto were the ones who took the longest for you to warm up to

While Risotto was nice to you, you were just very intimidated by the look of him + how stoic he was. He radiated a lot of power and when you heard him get angry it scared you for a while

It was the same case for Ghiaccio. You asked him to help you with your homework once and he got so frustrated with how math has changed since the last time he was in school, the room got considerably colder as his voice got louder

It definitely took a while to get used to living with la Squadra, but they did everything they could to give you a normal life despite everything and gave you everything you lacked from your last family. You hold them dear to you and you've grown on them just as much

[squadrah]

Wait forget the character bingo ask I didn't know you filled it already (😅)

If la Squadra had a complete free for all fight, with adequate amount of times to prepare, who do you think is winning?

There's 2 separate fights. One is just physical strength (to accommodate for sorbet and gelato) and with stands.

Weapons not allowed unless made by stands (to accommodate for sorbet and gelato, they're probably expert at that)

Personally, I think Illuso is loosing the stand battle unless it takes place in a home. Melone would be second last because he can only make 1 junior at a time.

Dear Anon: don't you worry, I originally considered posting it so people could send in characters, and then I thought I should really do a team one so I went ahead and did that, but individual ones are fun, too! Here's the one I did for Prosciutto on my main blog if anyone wants a gander at that!

I love the questions you sent, and I actually do have some ready-made resources for you that I can use to round out my answers with Gelato and Sorbet, ehehe.

PHYSICAL STRENGTH COMPETITION

Originally I got asked a similar question on CuriousCat, so I'm going to grab that answer from my drafts and revise it for this ask.

Risotto definitely feels like number one based on size and bulk alone. He's ripped and over two meters tall (fuck the updated height chart, he's forever 202 cm), and has three years of experience assassinating people as an ordinary person, so even someone as feisty as Ghiaccio and Gelato will struggle.

I would put Ghiaccio next, but oh, my god, Pesci. While Ghiaccio uses White Album to confer extra strength onto him, Pesci has to rely on his own strength for Beach Boy, so the fact that he could support the weight of two people with his Stand means he has incredible core strength. Even his fighting spirit is no problem where the stakes are making Prosciutto his team proud!

Ghiaccio comes third on the list because skating and butterfly stroke require a lot of strength and stamina to pull off, and if anyone has the energy and determination to go all out physically, it is this guy. I see your anger and your thunder thighs, Ghiaccio.

In my original draft, Formaggio came next, but in this new version, he is preceded by Gelato because he is way more hardened and also ridiculously into fighting. Gelato is similar to Ghiaccio in this respect, but while the latter runs on rage, Gelato is in it for the sheer thrill of wrestling for control. He's like the Black Knight from Monty Python, except he's laughing as he tells you it's just a flesh wound.

The next one is a tie; let's see Formaggio first. From his aesthetic and build, he's clearly strong enough to hold his own in a fight, even if he is not as trained as most of those above his rank. Consider him your average fit guy who sometimes lifts when he can be bothered, and cruises by on trick moves to get the upper hand. Meanwhile, Illuso is very tall and probably has great reach with those long limbs, and above all, he might allow defeat to those before him, but he would never want to lose to Formaggio himself. That said, if you hit him right just once, he'll be on defense the rest of the time.

Prosciutto is next and my all-time favorite form is the one on the updated height chart: long legs, stick build, delicate and grim as he should be. That said, based on how he sends Pesci to the floor in canon, Prosciutto knows how to work with angles and timing, so while he can absolutely be overpowered by those larger and stronger than him, you have to beware the kicks and punches.

Sorbet ranks below Prosciutto despite his slightly bigger build because he is actually averse to physical altercation. He loves to snipe, but as soon as someone gets close enough, he's so over it. Almost as elusive as Illuso too, so if he lasts longer than he ought to have, it's because he was picking his hiding places well.

As for Melone… he should not be doing anything physical. His posture is a mess and he's as skinny as Prosciutto but puts himself out on the field even less. Who even let him fight.

STAND BATTLE VS. WEAPONRY

First, I will link a resource: I started publishing a series of headcanon posts about La Squadra's Stands on Ao3, and for Ghiaccio's chapter, I included a very detailed rundown of hypothetical Stand fights to determine if he might be the strongest Stand in Vento Aureo (spoiler alert: he is). Check it out here!

With that out of the way, and just so nobody has to read that to have some fun with this question, here are my general thoughts:

1) For this battle, they would have to lay down some general rules like you did, specifically for handicapping the more lethal Stands. Without that, Prosciutto would automatically win unless Ghiaccio remembered to stock up on frozen air and plug his air hole in the back. With that in mind, the rules are: Prosciutto can only age a minimal amount and cannot use any ice for himself; Ghiaccio can only use his armor and no additional ice; Risotto cannot use Metallica on a person directly; Pesci's hook cannot target vital organs; Formaggio can only shrink himself; Illuso cannot take anyone or their Stand inside the mirror.

2) For weapons, I would love to give Gelato and Sorbet something potent but not lethal. Gelato I think would appreciate one of those rubber truncheons used by the Naples Pigs and Bacon Department, and Sorbet would get something like a paint gun to uh, ink everyone's splat zones, I guess. For him specifically, the rule is that he wins when he gets paint on at least two vital areas, or a clean head shot. (Yes, Mista survived three bullets to the temple at point blank range, but nobody on La Squadra is that favored by Araki God, so.)

3) I see your predictions and they are not wrong, but I wouldn't give Melone a single Junior because they take so much time to make that he would get pummelled before he could pull this off (not to mention no parents around if this is between La Squadra only); instead Baby Face Computer is allowed to use weapons like Sorbet and Gelato, and it is currently wielding a knife. Terrifying.

4) With all these restrictions, I feel like it all boils down to sheer moxie. Formaggio is one of the most formidable of the bunch at this point because his Stand has a built-in blade, he can play with his own size to dodge, AND he has the courage. Illuso has amazing maneuverability with mirror shards, but I feel like he teeters a lot between overconfidence and playing it too safe. Pesci is possibly overpowered because of the damage deflection ability of Beach Boy's line - he would probably need to bide his time until everyone else has fallen to focus on the last person and trap them to win. Prosciutto is still powerful, but he's not nearly as fast as the others; here his edge is more psychological because of the way The Grateful Dead looks and moves. Baby Face Laptop has a similar advantage, but it is much smaller, so there's that. Risotto, bless his heart, can only win by properly cornering someone with makeshift knives, which is no easy task when some move around unpredictably. Ghiaccio has to rely on brute force to win, which is no problem, but those aware of the air hole or targeting his visor would probably get the better of him. (Imagine if Sorbet got paint all over it and it just hard-froze over his head...) As for Sorbet and Gelato, well... Sorbet would be very patient about it, and I bet he manages at least one headshot and a few vitals elsewhere. Gelato, on the other hand, would incur the most damage inflicted because he'd just go about truncheoning every single person he sees until he gets knocked away by their Stand, and then he'd pick himself up and do it all over again to somebody else. He makes it into at least the final three, but who the final ones are, I will leave to the imagination based on the above, haha.

There! Hope you enjoyed these!

[lasquadrasfuckhouse]

hello I am back with a request if that’s ok with you q w q ) for la squadra with scenario-hc’s with their s/o taking care of them ( can go nsfw if you’d like but for now sfw thoughts ) as much as I love them taking care of their s/o I love when the roles are switched. Can be injured or other— but the goal is to make them feel safe and loved for as much as possible, like my other ask tender emotional moments are my jam. If find the muse for it 💖 if not that’s completely ok too. Pls & thnk u 🥰

ALWAYS OKAY W/ ME I LOVE SEEING U IN MY ASKBOX!!!! it's tendie hours 😍

taking care of la squadra 😌

risotto ✂️

it isn't easy to get risotto to relax, he's a workaholic. sit on him and give him a Look that you're not moving and neither is he, and he'll be so charmed that he'll relent.

he's also more used to taking care of people than being taken care of, so it's a bit of an adjustment to sit on his ass for a few days until he's recovered from the worst of whatever injury/illness he's got, but he finds himself getting like, quietly kind of emotional about it. he hasn't allowed himself to be cared for in a long time and he expresses that to you, and how much he appreciates and loves you.

he finds he really enjoys the opportunity to relax, cause yeah he's under the weather but at least he can chill for a bit. and he'd very much love to chill with you if you have the time. quiet cuddles or existing comfortably in the same space will have him feeling very cozy, loved, and rested. kiss him on the forehead to remind him that he is soft and precious and he'll want to snuggle you all day with a little smile on his face.

prosciutto 🚬

also not used to being taken care of. he'll be grumpy and try to micromanage the house from his bed at first (and you probably banished him to bed because he wasn't getting any rest on the couch). he relaxes when he wants to!!!! remind him that he needs time to recover and he's only human, and you promise the house won't fall apart without him. not only is he soft for you but he trusts you completely, so he relaxes.

he might be a bit restless, but set him up with a book and he'll be good. you may even take on prosciutto-like mannerisms in his place, like shushing the others if they're being too noisy. if he overhears you insisting on peace and quiet so he can rest, he'll smile to himself.

what really gets him and lets him know he's loved is taking over what he usually does while he rests, like folding his laundry and putting it away in the order he likes. and if you initiate the classic forehead touch with a smile and tell him to chill so he can get better, he'll gladly lay around all day thinking of you.

pesci 🎣

he tries to power through it but no honey you need to rest. give him puppy eyes and say you really want him to relax and get better, and he'll do it for you. he will get SO better for his babe just u see!!!!

he's also kind of glad for the chance to have downtime tho, even tho he's typically eager to help and stuff. he just wishes he didn't feel like ass. cheer him up with lots of cuddles and quiet relaxing things u can do together and he'll feel loads better!!!

he may feel kind of bad at first like oh no he doesn't want to bother u. but reassure him that he is never a bother, u love him and love being with him and that doesn't change when he's under the weather. he will accept that and thank u wholeheartedly for taking care of him

formaggio 🧀

milks it for all its worth. OOOH BABE IM IN SO MUCH PAAAIN PLEASE HOLD MEEE 😩 if he's feeling like shit at least he's gonna get cuddles out of it

would love nothing more than to snuggle up and watch stupid movies with you all day. he may just cling to you if you try to get up and insists that someone else can fetch you both dinner/blankets/etc instead. you're his best medicine!!! his comfort!!!! do not seperate!!!!!

but he is a sucker for a home cooked meal. even if you go for a bit, if you come back with something u made urself, even if it's not the most amazing display of chef skills, he'll be falling all over himself with how much he loves you because you put love and effort into something to make him feel better

illuso ✨

one of the WORST when he gets sick or injured because he just complains and lays on the pity party even more than formaggio. everything sucks!!! woe is illuso!!!! he needs ur healing kisses!!!!!

he definitely goes into the mirror world to rest b/c he needs peace and quiet or he'll get cranky. but he will bring u ofc. not just to be pampered either he's just cozy and happy in ur company

lavishing him in attention aside, what will REALLY tug on his heart is taking initiative to take care of him, like asking first how he's feeling, bringing an extra blanket cause you know he likes to have a pile of them, offering to very gently brush his hair. just like, little genuine attentive things. it may get him blushing

melone 🍈

very practical about it, there's that whole thing of 'people with medical backgrounds are the worst patients for one reason or another' but he doesn't try to take shortcuts with the rest he knows he needs and he's very polite and patient with asking for/instructing on what he needs

he's great at finding ways to entertain himself so no worries in that regard. if he's worried about getting you sick he may actually discourage cuddles for once in his life but otherwise he'd love to snuggle up to his babe all day

he'd honestly just feel really comforted if you told him all about your day and shared cool things with him or the classic 'i saw this and thought of you' he'll be 😍

ghiaccio ❄️

EXTRA grumpy when he's uncomfortable or in pain and unable to work his energy out. he's very active, so his body (or you) making him sit on his ass when he doesn't want to will leave him very prickly even though logically he knows it's for the best.

he'll generally want his space but then have bouts of feeling very cuddly. picture him cocooned in blankets with only the top half of his face visible and his general grumpy glower relaxes as u massage his scalp like calming an angry cat.

he'll be very thankful for everything you do, including kissing his cheeks or leaving him to chill with some water and a book or shushing the others if they're being too rowdy. but he'll be extra super thankful and soft if you bundle him up and go for a walk with him around the block just to stretch his legs and get some fresh air cause you know how much he hates sitting around.

sorbet and gelato 🔪🍦

if one of them is under the weather, the house gets a brief respite from their antics cause you and the other one are there to entertain them and curb their restlessness. if they're both sick/injured, good fucking luck because their boredom will feed off each other and it will be a nightmare.

sorbet likes to chill but he always needs new surroundings. he'll want to stay on the couch to at least observe the house's regular chaos but if you (and maybe gelato) see that he's not getting enough rest you will have to literally drag him into your bedroom because 1) he's not letting go of his entertainment that easily 2) it's fun to watch you struggle. he is devising every way to cause problems on purpose without moving around too much

gelato HATES sitting still so he is slowly going insane and he will let you know it. get him a big stack of movies, let him have free reign of the tv, play cards with him etc if you know what's good for the whole house because otherwise he won't stay in bed or he'll do shit like scream for help just to see you rush in and then grin and be like oh nvm babe im fine :)

you thought they were a handful together regularly? HAH. when they're sick or injured together they enable each other even more than usual. you are the only one capable of placating them, enjoy being squished between your two extremely cuddly boyfriends.

cuddles and kisses and loving attention always make them feel better, a surefire way to get them to actually rest is by snuggling them. but even if you do go for a bit, what brightens them up is hearing about all the new happenings on base or this cute dog you saw or if you bring them new snacks every day or try making something different for dinner. like, not just to placate them, but cause you know they're bored and uncomfortable and you want to cheer them up, that's what gets them. and then they'll pull you down and hold you for the rest of the night.

[jar-of-ectoplasm]

Playing Twister w/ La Squadra

a/n: I wasn't really sure how to make these romantic cause it's Twister so these are more platonic than anything

Genre: Fluff, a shit ton of crack

-Welcome to team underpaid, where the electric bill will be shut off and you'll have to play board games by candlelight

-After your pre-scheduled Saturday movie night was cancelled, Melone insisted on playing board games the entire night

-You motherfuckers should've known he'd run and get Twister

~Risotto~

-He's literally too big to even fit on the mat completely but he'll play anyway

-Be careful though, he might fall on you (or another one of your teammates)

-Most of the time he's in charge of spinning the little wheel and declaring what it says (sometimes he lies just to make whoever's on the board bend in ways a human shouldn't be bending)

-Maybe he'll definitely use Metallica to tickle whoever's on the board with him just so he'll win (works very well on Melone and Prosciutto)

-It's very funny to watch him play, but terrifying to be playing with him

~Prosciutto~

-Old man ham thinks this game is "childish and incredibly immature" and that you guys should be "playing something with more class"

-Nobody wants to play chess with you Prosciutto just put your right hand on red

-Ends up really tangled with whoever he's playing with that round and has threatened to turn them to dust if they crease his suit (why's he wearing a suit to play twister??? literally nobody knows)

-Thinks this is actually really fun and a great bonding experience with the team (he won't say that out loud though)

-Gives you a pep talk when it's your turn to play (even though it's literally just Twister)

~Pesci~

-Very nervous cause he doesn't wanna accidentally fall and hurt someone or touch anybody in the wrong place

-Will ask if it's okay if he has to put his hand/foot anywhere near anybody

-Honestly it's really sweet. You know you won't get felt up when you play with him

-Thinks the game is super fun but a little uncomfortable to play because of the weird ass ways he'll have to bend

-Gets surprisingly competitive. If you guys are doing some weird team type of thing, pair up with him because he wins every single time

~Illuso~

-This bastard is a CHEATER. He purposefully knocks your hand/foot out from under you when he's moving. Make sure Formaggio isn't the spinner that round because he won't say shit to Illuso about it

-If he's getting a little too close for comfort just yank on one of his ponytails and he'll avoid touching you for the rest of the game

-Complains a lot about having to move in some weird ass shape to get his limb on the right circle but that's literally the entire premise of the game idk what he thought he was getting himself into

-Ends up losing like 5 minutes into the round and wants to challenge whoever he was playing with to a rematch (he'll lose those too)

-Thinks playing the game is stupid and would much rather watch

~Formaggio~

-He fucking LOVES this game because he's so good at cheating

-He'll shrink the person he's playing with just a little bit so they struggle to reach the place they need to put their hand

-If he's the one in charge of spinning and Illuso cheats he won't say anything about it but he'll accuse the other player of trying to cheat when they didn't do anything (this has resulted in Ghiaccio almost beating him to death but he never learned)

-Thinks it's hilarious to watch whoever's playing try to stay upright when they have to stretch their hand all the way behind them

-Wants to cover the mat in oil to see which member of the team has the best balance (hint: it's not him)

~Ghiaccio~

-He gets so into it but he's so bad at the game because he gets distracted (Formaggio and Illuso distract him) when he has to move

-His glasses will fall off but he can't pick them up or he'll lose the game so he just has to play blind half the time

-It's funny until he gets mad and almost breaks your wrist when you try to put them back on for him (he'll insist he doesn't need them but he literally can't see)

-He always calls people out for cheating when he's in charge of the spinning (which is why Formaggio and Illuso distract him while he's playing)

-Doesn't last very long into the round with the combination of Formi and Illuso fucking with him and being literally blind

~Melone~

-DON'T PLAY WITH HIM JUST DON'T FUCKING PLAY WITH HIM HE CHEATS BY MAKING HIS OPPONENT UNCOMFORTABLE TO THE POINT THEY JUST FORFEIT

-He will lick you if he gets close enough, doesn't matter where he's gonna do it

-Might moan in your ear if he gets close enough to do that too. He'll do basically anything to make you lose

-Will whisper stupid shit into your ear to get you to laugh and fall down. That might be the only non-creepy way he cheats in this game

-Doesn't even need to cheat, really. Melone is flexible and very sturdy, he just likes making people uncomfortable for some reason

~Sorbet and Gelato~

-The only way they'd get on the mat was if they had to play against each other and the only thing they'd do is make so many sexual innuendos even Melone starts getting uncomfy

-They just like to watch for the most part, they think it's hilarious when people fall down and end up hurting themselves

-If they're being forced to play with everybody else and not just themselves, Sorbet will play dirty as hell but Gelato won't even think about cheating

-Gelato might be shorter than Sorbet but he's way more flexible so he's better at the game

-Honestly they don't even wanna be there but it's funny watching you guys make fools of yourselves so they'll stay

[tenthgrove]

La Squadra with an s/o who has trouble sleeping / puts off sleeping for whatever reason? I keep thinking about Risotto being worried abt his partner not sleeping and at some point just half pinning them down so they, if not sleep, have to relax for a bit

Sweet Dreams

La Squadra x Reader, Romantic, SFW

Formaggio- Given how much Formaggio moves about when asleep and the fact he snores a bit, it's only natural he would blame himself for your sleeping difficulties. He'll make a point of ensuring you have enough space in the bed, as well as giving you permission to kick him if he snores. However, since it soon becomes clear your difficulties go beyond his influence, Formaggio will quickly look up whatever he can do to help. New curtains? Better bedsheets (to be fair his mattress was not long for this world anyway)? He'll get you anything you want so you can sleep easy.

Illuso- Barring the occasional late night, Illuso is a surprisingly good sleeper, so your failure to settle down at night may initially annoy him. Once it's clear however that this is a genuine problem of yours, Illuso will become much more sympathetic. His advice would be to make you feel properly pampered before bed so you're relaxed, and he's happy to help out with this by giving you a bath or letting you use all his expensive products. It also helps that he has one of the most comfortable beds in the base, with plenty of luxury sheets and pillows to help you get comfortable.

Prosciutto- Being both the sort to keep an extremely regimented sleep schedule, and the sort to fuss over his partner's health, Prosciutto will spare no expense in sorting your sleep out. He is the sort who would go so far as to tie you to the bed if it got that bad. You need to be in top form for this occupation and he won't let you ruin that by being tired all the time. His pushiness aside, the gentle way he speaks to you as you settle down to sleep, his soothing hand running up and down your side, is a huge help to you.

Pesci- He feels very sorry for you because he thinks your sleep issues must be linked to your anxiety, which has always been the case for him. His best solution is to help you feel as soothed as possible by reminding you of his love for you every night, and hugging you close. He makes sure to stay awake himself until he's certain you're fast asleep, since he wants to make sure he's there for you if there's anything at all you need to help you sleep.

Melone- Given his medical education and the fact he knows full well the health-risks of poor sleep, this man has absolutely no excuse for being the most chaotic sleeper in the whole squad. That said, even if they're broken up and split across the most illogical times of day, Melone still gets at least 6 hours of sleep across the 24-hour period, usually one or two more. So he urges you that if you can't get consistent sleep, you should at least get some sleep. He's happy to give you a massage or break out his calming music playlists, if it helps you relax.

Ghiaccio- He occasionally struggles to sleep due to his anxiety issues, so Ghiaccio can understand where you're coming from. He has some noise-cancelling earbuds if sound is a problem for you, and if your difficulty stems from heat, I have good news for you. Ghiaccio will make a point of stopping himself from suddenly thinking of something to rant about while he's in bed with you, so he doesn't disturb you. He will cuddle you gently and press light kisses against your temple until you fall asleep.

Risotto- Well, isn't this just the definition of hypocrisy? Risotto stays up until gone 2am on the regular, frequently ends up just going back to his office when he can't sleep, and spends half of the sleep-time he permits himself just staring at the ceiling. But when you do it, suddenly it's a 'worry.' You point this out to him and he makes a pact with you to stay in bed for as long as you do. Look at you two, solving each other's problems like healthy adults!

Sorbet and Gelato- Poor Sorbet. It was hard enough having one sleepless wriggler in his bed with him but now there's two of you? It simply won't do. Sorbet's going to insist the three of you be up in bed by 10pm, else god help you. After that, you're welcome to watch TV for an hour or two but the second anyone shows signs of tiredness it's lights out. Sorbet lies between you and Gelato, so you can't disturb each other with your tossing and turning, and holds onto you tight, letting the gentle rise and fall of his chest lull you to sleep.

[industriallyinsecure]

Wanna write about yandere la squadra having their first kiss with their darling? Would it happen before captivity or after? Would they force it or want it to be of their darlings own "free" will/initiated by darling?

Oooooh!! I really liked this one ;)

TW: non con touching and kissing

Formaggio is very touchy feely to you already. Not to the extent of Melone’s constant need to be touching you, but still pretty bad. He likes to have an arm around your shoulders or waist so he can hug you close when he gets jealous. He doesn’t care if you don’t want him, just that he gets what he wants. Probably forced a kiss on you if he gets jealous (aka Illuso makes a smartass comment). If you struggle you’re shrunken and placed in the palm of his hand where he can love all over you and kiss your little face.

Illuso already believes he’s god’s gift to mankind, so be prepared to have kisses forced on you while you stay with him. With Illuso, it’s almost instant captivity. He first thinks it’s a stand that has made him so infatuated with you, but when he discovers that’s not the case, well, he can’t exactly have you running around screaming Bloody Mary (bc he lives in a mirror (; ). He’s a bit stunned that you don’t think he’s gorgeous and keep denying attraction, though. Ultimately kisses you to stop your screaming, but he gets a bit too into it.

Pesci is a hopeless romantic at heart. He’s seen too many rom coms which have given him a warped view of how love is supposed to work, but he really, really wants the kiss to be reciprocated. Prosciutto says that he needs to just make his move already, but things like this take time, don’t they? When he finally did work up the courage to tell you, he ended up bottling it and just went straight for the kiss instead. If you like it? Great! His infatuation is fueled more and he’s very giddy about it. You don’t (because you never should let someone force themselves on you and don’t need to be kind to them if they do)? Oh dear, that’s a problem. He either gaslights, gatekeeps, and (girl)bosses you into feeling bad, or freaks out and knocks you out on accident. Either way he’s happy to be spending more time with you!!

Prosciutto doesn’t force you into anything. His love language is in little gestures, not in physical actions. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t like to hold you close and brush his nose against yours and look deep into your eyes. It’s the closest to a kiss you’ll get from him unless you do it yourself. At a certain point he might get fed up and bring you into a hot, steamy make out session after a particularly difficult day away from you. Composes himself and apologizes if you didn’t like it. If you do, be prepared to be yanked by your collar into kisses more often. Prosciutto likes to pretend he’s composed, but really he’s just as depraved as the others

Melone makes things move very quickly in the relationship, so don’t expect to not be receiving every type of kiss besides on the lips. While he understands things might be moving too fast and he is insatiable (aka horny), he still wants to wait for the perfect moment for your first kiss. Absolutely freaks out if you kiss him first, but in a good way(?).But otherwise, he wants it to be special. Maybe after a very romantic date where you spent time staring into each other’s eyes and left the food to cool. Once the first kiss happens, expect to be pestered all the time about kisses, but mostly having them stolen from you.

Ghiaccio Oh dear. Poor ice rat. Poor sweet baby. He really doesn’t know what to do. One thing led to another and now you’re stuck inside his apartment, door frozen over. Things had gotten too heated between you two. Butting heads all the time really does a number on someone who is so utterly and completely in love. Especially when said person doesn’t know how to cope with feelings besides pride, anger, and superiority. Probably the most sensitive you’ll ever see him. He’s wearing a hole into the floor as he anxiously paces and picks at his nails. You almost feel bad, but when you stood to comfort him, he squawked at you. When you swallowed what little pride you had left and smacked your lips over his, it was a little bit underwhelming. He sort of…stood there. His face was tightened up and there was no movement on his end. Overall a very uncomfortable experience that you both chose to forget about.

Risotto definitely wants it to be on your terms, either in or out of captivity. He’s already very intimidating and almost overbearing, so he knows why you shy away when he gets close. Once you give him that first kiss, be it on the lips or just the tip of his nose, it’s all over. You’ve opened the gates for this emotionally starved Scicilian devil to devour you whole. Meaning he’ll pepper your face in little tiny kisses or kiss your forehead, not that he’ll start making out with you at a moment's notice. While his kisses seem platonic, it’s just his way of coping with the fact he has a very big weakness, you.

Gelato is the first one to initiate a kiss. With Sorbet’s intimidating stare boring into you, it’s not like you were in a position to refuse. Before, they’d sandwich you on either side and kiss you on the cheeks. Gelato had always been the more enthusiastic one in the relationship, so it made sense for him to be the one who was bold enough to kiss you first. Either that, or Sorbet just had no interest. He was very hard to read. If you pull away or hit him, you’re immediately put in a chokehold, Sorbet’s arm crushing your windpipe as Gelato cupped your face and spat insults at you for misbehaving.

[sinfulwrites]

Illuso NSFW alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

What a jerk. He’ll help, don’t get me wrong, but he does it in a way that implies he wants something in return. He also teases relentlessly afterwards, especially if his partner has a noticeable limp afterwards. It’s a boost to his ego he did not need.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

“Favorite part of my body? Look at me, they’re all great!”

I’m pretty positive this guy's in love with his reflection. He can’t just pick one part of him, that’s absurd! He’s a die hard chest man though, and has no shame in staring.

The man does have a nice body, I’ll give him that. He himself also has a nice chest, perfect for pillow use.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Illuso is another guy who would prefer not to make a mess. Inside is his go to, and it’s hard to convince him otherwise. He can be convinced to finish in someone’s mouth, but it’ll take a lot of convincing.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Illuso and Risotto share the same dirty secret, he likes to be dominated. He loves when someone puts him in his place. He especially loves to be degraded and have his hair pulled. Unlike Risotto though, it’s gonna take some serious struggle to get this secret out of him. If the guys heard about this, he would never recover…

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

As cocky as he is, it’s not just talk. He can put his money where his mouth is, and is very eager to prove it. His mouth is a real toe curler, definitely his best feature. He knows how to use his dick too though, and loves making people roll their eyes back from how good he’s doing.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

This guy loves missionary, mostly so he can see the look on his partner’s face. He is also a fan of wall sex though, more specially mirror sex. As long as he can see their face, he’s all for it.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Illuso can crack a joke now and then, but he’s usually preoccupied teasing his partner to death. He’s more willing to joke around in his mirror world though, where he can’t be overheard.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Despite all that hair on his head, Illuso is smooth down here, just like Melone. He’s not as on top of it as Melone though, and will slack on it for a little while until it starts to bother him. It never gets out of control down there though.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Surprisingly, Illuso can be very romantic if he wants to be. If their partner really wants it, he’ll slow down and smother them in affection. Most of the time though, he likes to be mean. Teasing them for being so excited, teasing them for the mess they made, making them beg to the point of tears while he teases the tip of his cock at their entrance for what feels like an eternity. He’s an ass.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Jerks off more than he would like to admit. He spends all that time in the mirror, might as well take advantage of it, right? Illuso would much rather sleep with someone then jerk off though.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

As to be expected, this man loves mirror sex. Something about being able to watch both him and his partner in the moment really gets him going. Along with that though, he’s actually got a real big thing for voyeurism. He really likes watching his partner, it’s connected to that part deep inside him saying how much he loves them. He just struggles a lot to show it.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere. Seriously. I should be more specific though, anywhere in his mirror. With his handy Stand ability, he can fuck anywhere without any consequence. Ever wanted to have sex in Pompeii? In a restaurant? In the middle of a park? Say no more.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

What really gets Illuso going is his partner flirting with him. Even just harmless flirting can end up turning sexual with him, since he always takes it as an invitation.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

As much as Illuso loves to watch his partner, he is not a fan of cucking, so a third party is never joining. He is also not a fan of physically abusing his partner in bed. As much as he might like being treated like trash, he hates to make his partner feel like that. So definitely no hitting. Choking is a grey area.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

As mentioned before, Illuso has an excellent tongue he absolutely loves to use. He is also a fan of receiving too, he actually does a lot of 69. That tongue is evil too though, and will not hesitate to edge someone to the point of tears.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

When all is said and done, the foreplay is a lot slower than the act. He loves to go fast, and he keeps it brutal to the end. In rare moments of love making, he’ll slow it down though.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Found the quickie hater. Illuso would much rather take his time than just rush through it, so quickies are nonexistent with him. Don’t worry though, he always finds the time to please his partner. They may not get it right when they want it, but they will get it later, that’s a promise.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Illuso is not really a fan of risks. It’s why outdoor exploits never leave the mirror. The last thing he wants is teasing from his peers, because of how much he has teased them. If asked nicely though, he might be willing to do some under the table petting around others, but the second it looks suspicious he’s cutting it off. (Or he just wants to tease them some more. Hard to tell.)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Illuso is like Melone again where he cums very quickly but can get it up again in no time. It’s not uncommon to have multiple orgasms with this man a night. How long he can go really just depends on how stressed out work made him. If it’s a good day and he’s got the energy to spare, it’s all going to his partner. If it was a long day, it may have to be cut down some. He will be sure to make it up to them though.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Oh yeah, Illuso loves toys. Especially those he can use outside of the bedroom. Those vibrators with the remotes are his favorite. He’s also a big fan of anal beeds too, and would die a happy man if his partner indulged him with them every now and then.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

A damn monster. Seriously, he can be such an asshole at times when it comes to his teasing. Even after his partner does everything he says, he still might deny them even longer. He always makes them beg, but does begging even work? It’s not unreasonable for one to have these thoughts. He does know when to quit though, and he makes sure he and his partner remember the safe word before they start. He’s an asshole, but he’s not trying to torture them, regardless of how it feels at the time.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s another one who talks more than he moans. He likes to whisper dirty words in their ear the whole time then moan their ears off. He does moan though when completely lost in the moment, usually when he’s close to finishing. His loudest sound is when he finishes, damn near yelling in the moment. It’s only muffled because he’ll bite something to muffle himself.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Illuso was very neglected as a child, which gave him a desire to be the center of attention when he got older. His holier than thou attitude also stems from his mother, who he took after the most. He tends to be cruel to others because people were cruel to him and he wants to make sure no one thinks they can do it to him again. Deep down, he's a decent guy.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Illuso’s longer than he is thick, but man is it long. He’s got a good eight inches of length here, which makes up for not being so thick. It’s also good he isn’t super thick, since it would be entering the painful territory where only a few brave souls would try to mount it.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty average, I’d say. He can go with or without sex most days, but he does get his moments. He’s ready if his partner is, but if not, he’ll be okay.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Illuso doesn’t sleep much in general, so it’s not often that he will fall asleep after the deed. Only if he’s had a really exhausting day will he crash afterwards. Most of the time he will leave after his partner falls asleep to do some more work. He’ll come back eventually for a nap though, so his partner won’t wake up alone.

[honeytea8]

✨✨La Squadra Boyfriend Headcanons✨✨

[Alexa, play Boyfriend by Big Time Rush]

Guys, I spend an ungodly amount of time thinking about La Squadra, so here are some bf headcanons for the sexiest group of assassins in Naples. No one asked but I am bringing it straight to your dash anyway! (under the cut for length lmao)

I’m going to start with Prosciutto, who has recently fallen on my radar pretty heavy! 

He’s a good and decent boyfriend, if not a busy one. Not that he doesn’t care about the relationship, but most of his energy was going to Passione things before you waltzed in and so he’ll struggle a bit between his work responsibilities and maintaining his relationship with you, but only in the beginning. 

If you are also a part of Passione, it’s a hell of a lot easier to manage. 

I see Prosciutto as the gift-giving type: lingerie, sweets, perfume, designers, etc. His salary isn’t the best, but he manages it as well as he can just to accommodate you! 

I just can’t get the idea out of my head that Pro was raised by a strict mama, that’s why he can be a bit of a stickler sometimes. He’ll catch you still lounging in bed at nine am, and be like “Why are you still in bed? Get dressed, we’re going out.” Dude!

I’m sorry to say, but Prosciutto is absolutely the ‘lecturing’ type. (He lectured someone in nearly every scene in the anime, Formaggio once and Pesci numerously and Bucci too) 

He will lecture you when you make mistakes, especially because as his s/o, he has high expectations for you and believes you’re capable of so much more. It’s never, ever out of hate. He loves you, and that’s why he chides you a bit lol. 

This does not negate the fact that he doesn't mind when you lean on him for support. He likes when you count on him, because he always comes through especially for you!

Depending on whether you’re in the mafia or not, I totally see him sparring with you, or working out with you in an effort to make you tough. Prosciutto wants you to be able to defend yourself, just in case. If you complain, he’ll tell you, “Better safe than sorry, tesoro”.

Prosciutto will respect you, period.

A good listener, goddamn! He’s up there with Risotto when it comes to who listens to their s/o more! If you have an issue, he’ll hear you out and offer advice if you want it. If you give him advice, he’ll take it into serious consideration. He’s honestly a good partner, can’t stress that enough.

Finally, sex with Pro is an entire event. Romantic dinner, candles lit, wine, the whole nine yards before he gives you nine inches of something else :) (I’m kidding!! Lmao, kinda). 

But as I said, Prosciutto is quite deliberate, and a bit of a perfectionist. He knows what to do and how to do it, you can trust him.

Ghiaccio is next only because he’s my favorite. 

The ice gremlin is probably the most interesting (and hilarious) boyfriend out of the bunch (I say this with only a tidbit of bias). He isn’t funny himself, but funny shit just happens to him. 

Because of this, he will use you as a soundboard when everyone else refuses to listen to him. He’s got a lot to say, so be prepared for his TEDtalks. LMAO!

It will take some perception on your part to notice when he actually expects a response from you, and other times he’s just ranting to get his point out. 

He will correct your grammar when you text, but barely notices when he makes a similar mistake (his brain moves in mph). Please use the proper names like Venezia, Italia, Roma and Napoli when talking to this man; save yourself from the headache.

When it comes to dates, please have mercy on him, he’s a textbook over-thinker! You’ll just have to plan something simple at home for you both to enjoy. 

He isn’t incapable of planning dates, but he’ll want everything to be so absolutely perfect for his s/o and will throw a fit when it ultimately isn’t. 

Contrary to popular belief, I think that Ghiaccio is a pretty attentive partner. He’s super intelligent and I think a part of it stems from his innate ability to read people (I’m referencing the part in the anime where he deduced what Giorno and Mista had come to look for, while going off very little information). 

The more time he spends with you, the better he gets at it. 

His form of affection will be shown through the amount of time you both spend together. When it comes to sex or anything related to that, be gentle and slow as Ghiaccio will likely be a flustered mess. 

As he becomes more comfortable and confident, he will be bolder and just ask out right if you’ll suck him off tonight or not. The man appreciates directness, so don’t bother being coy. “You want me to give you head? Cool, lay down a towel or something.” is what he’ll probably say.

Very practical 👌🏾👌🏾

Melone, good lord, he’s kind of perfect. 

A bit of a doting boyfriend here and there—very much concerned about your health. Expect him to ask if you’ve eaten, or taken your multivitamin. How are your bowel movements?  LMAO

It can become a bit much, but he really genuinely cares. He’s not asking to be intrusive or nasty! If he was, you’d know. 🤣

But I seriously consider Melone to be the one (at least among La Squadra) who is way, way invested in his relationships. He will know every little detail about you; will ask you lots of questions and expects you to ask him just as many. 

This may be annoying to some, but this dude will definitely bring up your horoscope in an argument. He’ll be like “I honestly can’t fathom why you’re being this way, though it’s to be expected from a libra.” 

Peg this bitch so he can shut up.  

Melone is also touchy as hell, but not in a clingy way. He loves touching, and just to tag onto the headcanon about his partial blindness, I want to say that he’s so touchy because that’s how he ‘sees’ you best.

Just know that half the time, he isn’t touching you to be lecherous, even if he genuinely does like the feel of your skin under his fingertips. Melone will even encourage you to touch him back. 

Rub his thigh or back and he’ll be simping.

He is obsessed with your legs, and will paint your toes if you let him. 

LOVES PDA! Melone will also tongue-kiss you in public if you let him!

Notice how I keep saying ‘if you let him’. Give him an inch and he’ll press you for a mile, so if there are boundaries you would like to establish, please do, cuz he sure as hell won’t, just saying!

When it comes to sex, Melone is a dick and coochie sensei. Oral is his favorite thing to do, probably enjoys giving more than receiving to be honest. I’d say he’s pretty much mastered sex for what it is. 

That being said, if he’s ever talking out of his neck, just invite him to put his mouth to better use. He’ll even thank you for your gracious request.

Formaggio is next 💀 

According to my JoJo compatriots from discord, he’s like the Optimus Prime of fuckboi’s so let’s ride that wave for a bit! LMAO

I hope it doesn’t come as a surprise that Formaggio is pretty shameless. He will send you a dick pic on Sunday morning before church and have the audacity to say “Just wanted to bless you real quick”. 

@autumn-kouhai mentioned him giving his s/o sickly sweet pet names and I just have to agree. 

Expect to be hit upside the head with: baby-boo, sugar plum, honey bunches, sweetums. I can imagine them becoming really ridiculous too like “the last piece of red velvet cake” or “cheddar bae biscuits from Red Lobster”

His catch phrase is “Got nudes?”

Send them, and he won’t be afraid to reply with something equally sexy. 

Be warned though, he will stockpile whatever you send him and then be careless with his phone. If you don’t mind Illuso’s snoopy ass seeing your nudes then by all means, have at it. Otherwise, send them through snapchat, so they disappear later. 

As far as La Squadra boyfriends go, he’s the most fun! Y’all don’t even go anywhere because man’s is broke. BUT, Formaggio knows how to have a good time without any need to spend money (my kind of dude tbh) you guys just crank up the tunes, dance, and get lit until the neighbors complain. 

Formi is also the CEO of jokes/memes, and will have you in absolute tears almost always! I literally tell my friends that funny guys are so dangerous, don’t sleep on them! They will make you laugh until your panties drop, it’s magic, I swear. Formaggio has that same energy. 

No matter how bad of a day his s/o is having, rest assured, he will draw the biggest laugh out of you.

Besides his fuckboi tendencies, his most redeeming quality is the fact that he’s super cool and fun to hang with. You’ll literally have a good time, always, because his energy is right! Very good vibes around this man, I swear! It’ll be exactly like dating your best friend, because essentially, he will be your bestie.

Formi has many moments of tenderness that aren’t sexually charged too—moments where the jokes stop and he’ll just rub your back or feet, this is usually when you aren’t feeling well and need some quiet. 

However, Formaggio won’t let you mope all day, he’ll pull out the big guns and call you his “sweetie baby” and when you try to resist he’ll say “What, I’m just tryna show you some love.”

He’s a good dude lmao I’d date a guy like him irl 😭

Pesci stans wya??! Let’s get into this baby boy. 

Pesci is boyfriend material, idgaf what anyone says. 

He is pretty much the least problematic to be with among all of La Squadra, even more so than Risotto (don’t argue with me). 

Pesci is hyper aware of your likes and dislikes and will literally go out of his way to make sure that you’re well and okay. 

Arguments are basically nonexistent and if they occur it ain’t coming from his side. 

I also think that Pesci has a lot of empathy, so when you’re going through something, he’s right there in the thick of it with you. If you’ve seen that meme that goes ‘when my gf is on her period it’s UterUS’ lmao that’s Pesci’s energy 100%. 

Sometimes, he’s more of a lover and not a fight, that is perfectly okay!

However, if someone tries up his s/o, say farewell to Mr. Niceguy. He will defend your honor to his dying breath. And with you in his corner, trust me, he’s not going down. 

A romantic at heart, Pesci will plan little date trips like picnics in the park or boat trips to Capri, actually, I’d like to point out that he excels in the art of date planning. If you’re the adventurous type, he’ll plan outings where you both will be more active, like biking through the city or renting a mop-ed and going sight-seeing. 

Because Pesci has a sensitive stomach, he’s very much considerate of what you both put in your bodies. If you have dietary restrictions or allergies, this guy knows all about it and will cater to you perfectly. 

A true gentleman through and through, he will never force himself on you, ever. In fact, he really doesn’t like engaging in anything sexual when you’re drunk or high, sorry if you’re into that! 

Pesci is the kind of guy who keeps up with your favorite shows.

If ya’ll have similar taste in media or literature, he will immerse himself in it so that he can relate to you all the more.

If there’s anyone who will entertain anime-related discourse, no matter how nonsensical, it’s Pesci. And he isn’t just putting up with it, he’s actively engaging in the conversation so you are always heard and validated. 

He’s an A+ boyfriend, that’s all I gotta say! Haters can stay mad :)

Goddamn Illuso... idk man.

I really feel like you have to have thick/tough skin to handle this guy, for various reasons. 

The first being that Illuso can be a bit mean at first. He’ll push your buttons on purpose just to see what’ll make you tick. Will tease the living heck out of you, always, kind of a bully lmao but not to the extreme, it’s just his brand of humor—and the thing is, he won’t be mad when you dish it right back, so it’s cool. 

Secondly, Illuso has big dick energy!! 

I mean rightfully so, because he is indeed packing! But my word, he ain’t humble about it at all! 

He is not above making jokes about ‘splitting you in half’. In fact all of his jokes have hidden, dirty undertones! 

His affection is shown through speech mostly. Illuso will drop subtle innuendos and provocations, half to see you flustered and half because he wants you to know how much he wants you. 

Illuso isn’t incredibly vocal about his feelings outside of ‘I’m tryna hit that thang’ but you won’t doubt that he loves you because Illuso doesn’t waste his own time. 

If he’s spending his time with you, you can rest assured that it’s because he wants to. 

Illuso is a voyeur and you’ll just have to understand/accept that and move on. 

He loves watching you and will even creep over to your place through the mirror world just to hang or watch you do chores. Loves to surprise you and give you jump scares lmao it’ll make you a tad paranoid but it’s also fun. 

Illuso is prone to random bouts of sweetness; it’s very sporadic, very touch-and-go. 

One day, you’ll wake up to chocolates on your dresser or new shoes, lingerie, or makeup if you wear it. I imagine that if you’re low on funds, he will even help you buy your groceries that week. 

It’ll surprise the hell out of you, but that’s just how Illuso is. He enjoys keeping you on your toes! 

He’s prideful and smug as hell, so he will definitely expect a thank you, because even if he does it out of the kindness in his heart, he also wants to hear that you appreciate him

Same goes for the bedroom scene. Illuso loves making you vocal, it’s his favorite thing in the world, so he’ll make a game out of doing the things that get the biggest reaction out of you. Like I said, it's that big dick energy at work here, smh.

Sorbet and Gelato in a polyamorous relationship with you? Let’s get it! 

We don’t get anything substantial about these two except that Sorbet follows the money, so these are all personal headcanons for how I see and write them. 

Here’s the juice: when it comes to you as their s/o, these two are possessive as hell. You are theirs and that’s that on that! 😭 Don’t ask questions, just go with it.

Sorbet is the chill one of the duo. He can be a bit smug at times, but he’s mostly a laid back dude who doesn’t get bothered by much.

When it comes to you, Sorbet likes to spend quality time with you more than anything, and will ask you to cook for him at your place so he ain’t gotta spend money. Oh? Did I not mention that I kinda think of him as a cheapskate? Lmao cuz I do.

Sorbet will come by your place just to steal your coupons from the mail then head out; you’re not using ‘em so why should he let them go to waste?

Gelato is the complete opposite; personality wise, I headcanon him as a mix between Melone and Formaggio lmao

But it’s not as crazy as it sounds, he’s cute and outspoken like Melone, while maintaining a free-spirit like Formaggio. One quality that I like is that he’s quite devoted to you and Sorbet. If anyone crosses either of you, goodluck to them!

I like to think Gelato’s also just really boujee and high maintenance. He loves to pamper and be pampered. You and him tag-team Sorbet’s wallet and go on spa dates together at his expense (not that he ever really stood a chance)

While Sorbet is cool with just being in the same room as you, Gelato loves hugging/cuddling with you and Sorbet—will definitely fight for the middle spot between the two of you on the couch during movie nights.

He baby, so let him have it lol

In the bedroom, I would salute anyone with the guts to take the two of them on. They both lay down that work, period. 

Sorbet gets his kicks from teasing and edging you (his sadistic side comes out a bit), while Gelato loves when you give him extra TLC. To put it short, they know how to take care of you, so there are no issues there. 

Last but not least, Mr. Risotto Nero himself.

Man, idc on the lowest of keys, he seems a little bit like a grandpa to me

The type to sit at home and do crosswords, has a bird feeder in his yard and plays old Italian hits while washing the dishes. It’s very domestic 💀 (I find it cute, whatever!)

As a boyfriend, I can’t imagine him suddenly being spontaneous or outgoing unless you drag him out of his home/comfort zone.

Be patient with Mr. Nero, and he can come to surprise you

After a while, it won’t be just you dragging him out and about; one day he’ll ask you to come over and you’ll be greeted with a nice, traditional, homemade meal

Pay attention and you will notice him watching your face to see if you like his cooking 🥺

After seeing his fight with Doppio, I must admit that Risotto is very, very observant, almost scarily so.

I can totally picture him pointing out random things about his s/o that even they don’t know

One night, Risotto may come up to you and say “I talked to your neighbor about the dog, they’ll keep it inside now.” And you’re just staring like 😳 how did he know the barking was keeping you up at night????

He’s sweet, and will take good care of you as a boyfriend should.

Very good listener, won’t talk as much but will hang on to your every word, I promise. He could even recite it to you verbatim.

He’s a big dude, that ain’t news, so expect to be swallowed up in hugs and sometimes even picked up (as a tall girl myself, I simp!!!)

Gives A1 piggyback rides, lol

ALSO RISOTTO IS HUMBLE ASF!

Big dick energy, but on low volume 👏🏾 after all, he doesn’t need to do much talking, because a night with him is more than enough!

Listen babe, you better stretch, do some squats, and prep in whatever way you can before Mr. Nero gives you that work. 🤐

Lowkey a freak, but it’s well hidden behind his ‘quiet giant’ exterior

So, who are y'all dating? Personally, I’m going for Formaggio and Pesci hehe

[jotarosbelt]

La Squadra Kink Headcanons!

to that one comment thread on wattpad talking about la squadra’s kinks on my christmas fic,

this is for y’all.

p.s. there’s no sorbet & gelato :// sorry, i don’t know enough about them to write for them confidently

18+ content ahead!

Risotto Nero

Honestly, I feel like Risotto is a fairly simple guy. But, if you were trying to experiment, he’d definitely be down. He’s a softy at heart— he just wants to make you feel good although what he’s into may not be for you. 😗 He’s okay with that, though! He drinks Respect Women (and Men) Juice.

Kinks include:

Size: We all know Risotto is a big guy in more ways than one. Standing at 6’9”, he can’t help but love the sight of his significantly smaller partner (‘cause let’s be real, you could be 6’0” and still be considered tiny compared to him) struggling to fit his cock inside of themselves. It’s mesmerizing.

Blood Play: Kind of close knit with his stand. He uses the iron found in one’s body to create metal objects ranging from scissors to razor blades (although he wouldn’t do this to you), so it’s only natural he has a fixation with blood.

Knife Play: This is also tied closely to the nature of his stand. He can create weapons, so why not use them? He’d never want to hurt you (at least too badly— especially not if you didn’t want it), so he’d use his gift to bring you pleasure instead.

Sensory Deprivation: Risotto likes the idea of one’s senses being enhanced when one is taken away. Blindfolding you while running the smooth, blunt edge of a blade lightly down your soft skin is a dream of his.

Orgasm Control: Risotto is a very good capo. With his natural leadership skills and the ability to rule over any situation with an iron fist, he can’t help but bring that to the bedroom. You‘ll cum when he says, got it? Good.

Melone

I truly believe Melone is the wild card of the group— he’s really down for ANYTHING. However, here are a few honorable mentions.

Kinks include:

Breeding/Impregnation: The nature of his stand is literally to create “offspring” and track down his targets. Melone is a FREAK, and you’d be VERY wrong to think that he doesn’t get off to filling you to the brim more times than you can count and then having you to walk around with his seed inside you to up the risk of it all.

Hair-Pulling: With hair as nice as Melone’s, I can really see him being into the idea of it getting tugged and pulled while he went down on you, or fucked into you. He likes pulling his partner’s hair, too, but just a bit more on himself.

Exhibitionism: I totally see Melone being a greedy little bastard, seeking his s/o’s attention using unscrupulous means. He’s all for it if his partner pulls this act on him, instead. If you want something, don’t beat around the bush, okay? Melone’s very good at telling his s/o what they want to hear.

Voyeurism: Melone is TOTALLY into the idea of someone watching him fuck his partner or vice versa. He likes watching himself, to be honest. He’s shameless and unabashed. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Bondage: I really do see Melone being really skilled at tying intricate knots and such just to tie up his partner in the bedroom. Bonus points if you can do the same. My man loves himself a good ol’ hogtie every once and a while.

Ghiaccio

Ah, the feral goblin. We all know Ghiaccio is angry— he’s stressed. He also likes control. So, he tends to channel his frustration into sex. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Kinks include:

Dirty Talk: God DAMN, Ghiaccio is such a good dirty talker. He has no filter and says what he’s thinking— even if it’s a bit crude at times. He’s straightforward and doesn’t cut corners, and he’s a man of his word (which makes it all the better). He will do exactly what he says he’ll do to you. Promise.

Angry/Hate Sex: This should be pretty self-explanatory. He’s angry, pent up, and he needs and outlet for his frustration. Good thing he has you, because he can just pound it out into you while muttering all sorts of filthy things into your ear to blow off steam. Even better if you two despise each other, despite all the sexual tension that lingers in the air between you two. Guarantee you won’t be able to walk for days afterwards or wipe that smug look off of his face while seeing you struggle— friend or foe.

Humiliation: Oh ho ho ho, nothing gets him off more than seeing your red and embarrassed face when he happens to say a little too much in front of the team. Oh? You didn’t want him to talk about how you were begging for his cock last night? Oops, too late. And besides, they probably already knew. Should’ve kept it down. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Pet Play: This is all about control here. Putting a collar around your neck, ordering you around— maybe pulling you by a leash— he lives for it. His obedient, little kitten (he’s a cat person). Though it may be hard, it’s possible you can convince him to be your pet for a day instead. Don’t expect it to become a common occurrence, though. His pride won’t stand for it.

Impact Play: Another kink that’s control based. Misbehave or frustrate him? Don’t be surprised to find yourself bent over his lap and receiving a couple smacks to your ass as punishment.

Formaggio

Cheese man Formaggio is spontaneous. In my eyes, he likes living life on edge and to the fullest, to be honest. He’s also kind of down for anything as long as it’s in his comfort area (which is pretty large).

Kinks include:

(Semi-)Public Sex: Like I stated in my ahegao headcanons, this man would not hesitate to fuck you on the hood of his car in some abandoned part of town. He likes the risk, and you can bet your ass he wouldn’t stop even if he got caught. Unless it was by the feds.

Barebacking: PLEASE DON’T DO THIS, LOL. Formaggio is honestly the type who SWEARS it feels better without a condom, but he’s cautious. He’s clean and he’ll only do this or ask for it if his partner is clean, too (preferably on birth control or something, too). Safe sex, kids.

Edging: It’s like a guilty pleasure of his. The power he has— to be able to bring you to the brink of an orgasm and then pull away to kiss or squeeze the skin of your thighs, just to continue it in a seemingly endless cycle. It’s beautiful.

Face-Sitting/Queening: Though he might not say it outright, Formaggio has a thing for getting pushed around by his s/o. Push him down and straddle his face— he’s GONE. If he’s feeling a bit restless, he might grab your thighs and make you do it instead. Who knows? It depends on how he’s feeling.

Stockings: Formaggio will DIE if his s/o wears stocking in the bedroom. I firmly believe he has a thing for legs, and the quickest way to rile him up is with some shorts/panties and some high socks/stockings.

Illuso

I’m gonna be honest, chief. Illuso is probably the most vanilla and calm of all of the La Squadra members. Though he may be unpleasant at times (especially while on duty,) I think he’d totally whipped for his s/o.

Kinks include:

Mirror Sex: His stand is literally called Man in the Mirror, for fuck sake. But, being able to watch himself pleasure you or get pleasured really gets him off.

Food Play: I honestly feel like Illuso would come into the bedroom one day with a bowl of strawberries and a can of whipped cream. He’s game if you are. Messy? Sure. Hot and romantic? Totally. He’s a softy, and he’d kill to lick some whipped cream off your body any day of the week.

Somnophilia: I couldn’t tell you why, but I think Illuso would love pleasuring you while you slept. I’m talking “waking you up with head then fucking all day” type shit. All consensual of course, he wouldn’t touch you unless you gave him your blessing. He’s good like that.

Body-Painting: I really need to do some random La Squadra headcanons at some point, but I think Illuso is a painter/likes painting. So, if you’re willing to let him paint on you, whether it be with food or actual paint, and have a good time, he’s more than game.

Dry Humping: Illuso likes the desperation and sense of urgency dry humping gives. In his eyes, nothing’s more perfect that two people in love wanting each other that badly.

Prosciutto

ham daddy

Prosci likes being in control. He likes being in charge and telling his s/o what to do, how to do it, and when to do it. My man is busy, stressed, and a control freak.

Kinks include:

Daddy: I feel like this is obvious. Prosciutto likes being in a position of authority and likes to be seen as such, so what better way to channel than then by calling him daddy? He deserves and commands respect, and he will get it.

Cockwarming: Prosci is a busy guy. He’s serious, stressed, and has responsibilities. A way he deals with stress and pent up frustration is, well, through sex! Sit on his lap with his cock inside you like a good girl (or boy) and he’ll be sure to reward you when he’s done with all his work. Misbehave? Get punished, what can I say?

Dirty Talk: Prosci has a filthy mouth in the bedroom. His vocabulary ranges from him calling you filthy names such as troia and puttana, to whispering in your ear exactly what he’s going to do to you and how as you squirm in his grasp.

Breath Play: Prosciutto, in my opinion, has a bit of a god complex and this plays into that perfectly. His large hand wrapped around your throat as he strains your breathing, your moans becoming wry and raspy. It’s music to his ears.

Impact Play: This is probably Prosciutto’s favorite way of establishing dominance over his partner if they’ve misbehaved. Have you defied him? Once he’s done with what he’s doing, he will have you bent over in his lap as he makes you count out loud how many times he’s smacked your ass by now.

Pesci

I fully headcanon Pesci as a sub/bottom. You’re gonna have to at least be a switch or a full top/dom to be with this boy. He CANNOT fuck you into the mattress without some insane levels of encouragement.

Kinks include:

Masochism: Pesci is a sucker for pain, honestly. Manhandle him, pull his hair, slap him— whatever the fuck you want, really. There’s a safe word for a reason.

Overstimulation: This one is definitely on the receiving end. He may seem soft, but he’s into the kinkiest shit. Stroke him into oblivion, attach a vibrator to his cock— something, just as along as you don’t stop after one orgasm.

Face-Sitting/Queening: 100% related to the sub aspect. Sit on his face, ride it, make him pleasure you— he’s yours to order around, so please use him as you see fit.

Praise: Also 100% related to the sub aspect. He wants to be told he’s a good boy and that he’s doing a good job. It gives him butterflies when he knows he’s making you feel good.

Strap-On: Now, this is related to the bottom aspect of his personality. As much as he likes having you ride him, he likes getting fucked just as much as you. Be gentle though, okay?

[abbacchiosbelt]

Would you be so kind as to write which part 5 villains do you think would be the best doms for petplay and why + their lil quirks that make them unique while domming

hell yea i’m a slut for pet play! more pet play! aaaaaa! anyways, here you go anon! i know y’all mold fuckers probably wanted cioccolata and true… he would go on this list… but i just couldn’t bring myself to write him this time.also anon i kinda ran with your question and gave you a sliding scale from best to worst, i hope that’s okay! 18+ under the cut!

Risotto is a powerful dom in general. He’s commanding, but he keeps the limits and safety of his sub first. He’s very good about making sure you’re both having a good time. He doesn’t hesitate to fulfill your requests, nor does he hesitate when it comes to making you cry and beg for mercy. And when it’s over, he cares for you with a tender touch and affirming words.So, it’s only natural that Risotto is good at pet play. He’s only a little unsure - it sounds interesting and hot, but he’s only tried it a few times. Once he sees how cute you look in your little collar and ears (and perhaps a plug), he’s going to be into it. The new level of subservience you gifted him is almost enough to make him want to fuck you right away instead of drawing it out. He’s more interested in playing with you as he normally does rather than making you do more ‘pet-like’ things, though he does enjoy making you walk with him while he has you leashed. He likes to tug on it when you’re going down on him or pull on it as he fucks you from behind.All in all, he’s probably the most fun, sexy, and professional dom that you’re going to find. Melone has had the accessories ready before you even agreed to do it with him! Melone is an enthusiastic dom, to say the least. He’s a switch at heart, so he doesn’t dom every time, but when he does prepare to be edged and overstimulated until your words slur together. 

In that he’s a sadistic dom in a lot of ways, Melone’s going to love the ‘pet’ part of pet play. After collaring you and adorning you with whatever ears and tail he’s in the mood for, he’s going to demand you get on all fours and wag your tail for him. He likes to humiliate you and make you eat out of pet bowls, or lay under his feet while he works. He doesn’t let you speak and spanks you if you act up. He tugs on the collar hard when he’s fucking you. He really likes to tie you up during pet play and watch as you struggle before he gives in and fucks you, cumming inside of you as many times as he can throughout the session. Melone will listen to the safe word. So if you’re into it, he can be fun. He’s just a little wild.Sorbet and Gelato are a package deal, as always, but while they’re both sadistic doms Sorbet has more fun ordering you around whilst Gelato likes to observe and play with you. They both like humiliating you - Gelato is a bit more vocal, especially if he’s feeling excited, so he might take the reigns in that aspect.It’s not really their thing but when Gelato gets an idea he has to try it and Sorbet always (well, most of the time) ends up liking Gelato’s ideas - so you end up with a tight collar and a pair of ears Gelato won’t stop gushing about while you sit beneath them, collar pulled taut so you’re almost choking. They might tie you up and leave you there to struggle while they go out, or while they have fun amongst themselves while you watch. They will definitely try to make you eat out of pet bowls while they kick it away and laugh at you, before punishing you for not eating properly. I hope you like being stepped on because both of them are going to drag you around on the leash and dig their shoes into your back - and Gelato’s shoes hurt. Bad. You’re going to have marks on your back for weeks. They’re going to spit the most degrading names they can think of at you while the push and pull you between them. Gelato is more creative whereas Sorbet is just… scary.They’re usually the type of guys to go for knives, but when they’re experimenting, they may try some other things, like riding crops or painful clamps. Seeing you bruised and bleeding and still obedient to them while you’re leashed and collared assured them that this experiment was worth it.A bad choice, really, unless you enjoy this type of thing. There is not a safe word, so don’t ask.Diavolo requires complete submission from you already - so this is nothing new for the two of you. Whilst he is a hard dom, he likes to pamper you, so as his pet, you’ll receive the finest collars and accessories that he can buy.

He tugs and makes sure you’re always following him when you’re collared. Often, he has you crawl behind him and act as furniture while he works until he’s ready to toy with you. You’re not allowed to say much, except for ‘Yes, signore’ and surprisingly to some, a safe word. Other people weren’t extended this mercy, but you’re Diavolo’s precious property and he won’t hurt you too much.

He has a special pet name for you and he likes for you to respond to it eagerly. He loves it most when he’s fucking you and putting a finger under your collar to pull you close, groaning when you clench around him after he calls you by your pet name. He wants you to be marked up by the time he’s finished, so he loves to scratch and bite at you while you remain collared and obedient. 

He’ll occasionally have you eat off the floor or out of his hand, but not often. He likes your obedience the most.Diavolo isn’t a good dom manners-wise, but he’s a great one action-wise. So if you can accept it, and accept that you'll never see anyone again, you’ll have a fun time.

[shineonyoucrazyyandere]

So I'm not sure if this as been done but can I ask for hc for yandere La Squadra with s/o that has social anxiety

Yandere! La Squadra w/ s/o who has social anxiety

Might not totally be perfect with the anxiety thing but I did my best.

Yandere! Formaggio 

He understands your condition perfectly but he totally plans out how he can use your anxiety against you

While stalking you, if he sees you’re very nervous he swoops in and takes care of things for you in a heartbeat. He ends up walking way too close to you however, letting him do so is the least you could do for him stepping in for you in Formaggio’s mind

The nervous non existent eye contact, just throws him through an euphoric loop. He makes sure to push in the fact you can’t avoid him no matter how much you want to. Especially since he’s a stranger to you.

 Purposely feeds into any aversion you have to talking/interacting with people, he’ll whisper just about anything to get you going. Maybe even just gently caressing your cheek will do.

He’ll show up in your home, your car, slowly trying to tear you down mentally. 

You can’t possibly eat alone, so he ends up casually barging to your table in restaurants. Just to watch you hesitantly try to eat. If he’s feeling frisky he might try to feed you (he enjoys every moment of it of course).

There will be a point he giddily corners you somewhere, insisting you’ll be taken care of and you won’t have to deal with other people. He’ll be the only one to have his eyes on you, The price is the cost of your freedom and control. Weather you like it or not.

 Yandere! Illuso

  Seeing your nervous habits wherever he manages to find a reflective surface. It fondly makes him smile, especially if you talked to yourself about it nearby.

Though anyone that does happen to make you flinch uncomfortably, disappear suddenly. 

Sometimes you’re unwittingly taken across into his mirror world. He gages your reactions as you shake, or maybe breathe a little heavier. It just makes him enticed to steal you right there. 

But he won’t, he wants to know how your social anxiety ticks. Rather he just lets you wander aimlessly for an hour or so, panicked by the sudden disappearance of everyone else. All until you’re back where you were before. 

He also might show himself if you’re just one on one with someone. He asks weird questions about how you feel about that person. If you just want to go away for a little while. Or even saying what you were rehearsing earlier in the bathroom verbatim.

He even starts isolating you from anyone you’re actually comfortable talking with as well. There’s no reason for you to talk to anyone else since anyway. He’s all the conversation you need to have on your mind. 

Yandere! Pesci

 Pesci is rather underprepared for your social anxiety, it’s not like he has confident to approach you to the first place. 

Rest assured he feels just about everything you feel when he watches you from somewhere. He thinks of hugging you, or something of the like to comfort you in his head. 

Sometimes he gets a bit impulsive and tries to approach you, but he might end up scaring you off. Alternatively he might pull away the person you’re uncomfortable with away forcefully with Beach Boy.

He really wants to tell you similar things Prosciutto tells him when he’s down on himself, but he measly ends up holding a door for you or the like. Or sneaking a small letter of encouragement somewhere.

After a little while of those letters or trying to get close, he might completely approach you. Telling you it’s alright, you don’t have to stress yourself out. 

He might just have the bravery at that point to lure you somewhere else far away, even if you don’t quite trust him. 

  Yandere! Prosciutto 

He’s the type to approach directly after a while, but if you react very nervously around him. It doesn’t deter him that much.

It does frustrate Prosciutto if you try to hurry off on him if he asks you something. But he then realizes your reactions aren’t that of a person who can socialize comfortably. 

Still the blond starts encountering you more often, asking to help you in any shape or form. He obstinately doesn’t listen when you try to decline, he should be the only one helping you through it.

Avoiding him only makes things worse, he will hunt you down on his own if he has to. 

He’ll mention something to the effect that you can’t run away from every little thing, well not him anyway he won’t stand for it. He’ll even point out your shaking, sweating, or perhaps that nervous blush you have. 

He’s there at just about every social interaction you have with others, he’ll end up dragging you out of the place if he isn’t fond of the person. (They’re likely dealt with after a short while)

Even if you do get jittery he’s the only one allowed to comfort you, to tell you everything is alright, the blond makes it certain he’s pretty much the only one you can go to.

He absolutely makes sure you stare at him, when he wants to give you any form of attention.

Yandere! Melone

 He’s enamored by your social anxiety for some odd reason. He wants to know every little thing on how you deal with it. 

He’ll make you the most uncomfortable out of any of the La Squadra member, he just doesn’t have any chill with someone being very asocial towards him.

He weirdly coos at you from a distance while observing you.

There’s a huge chance he sneaks up on you, and sits wherever you do when he’s close by. He’ll just start a conversation without warning, just to gage how you act. 

Insists the way you shake a little or dart your eyes around is kind of cute, it just makes him thrilled to bits. 

He ends up “helping” you with everyday things, giving directions,or even shopping. You’re pretty helpless to get him to go away as he steadily makes you more nervous around talking to other people.

Yandere! Ghiaccio 

His temper will definitely get him a bit huffy that you’re so damn nervous over looking at him.

Ends up making any attempt at socializing utter hell for you, mainly because he marches in to interrupt it. Do you really need to talk to them that badly?, look at how much you’re shaking. He’d rather just have you rely on him anyway. 

It’s heavy physical contact to sort of force you to get used to him, 

Uses any dizziness you have as an excuse to get you away from your friends who he plans to deal with later. 

 Yandere! Risotto Nero

 Seeing your struggles with certain social interactions isn’t such a problem to him. Other than him wanting to comfort you

He’ll take advantage of it and drive away other people in your life, and further frighten you. 

Though if you’re completly uncooperative he merely forces his approach to where you can’t escape. He mutters a few things to you about what he’s noticed about your condition.

Any comforting words he says to you likely come out creepy and threatening. 

He does want to guide you through your problems, but you surely can’t do so without him. Though it’s not like he’ll have you do much socializing anyway, he wants you to himself.

[dokidoki-tae]

heyy could you maybe write some hcs on la squadra men having crushes? like how they act around them and can they keep their cool, would they confess to them? are there things their crush does that drives them absolutely wild?

  Sure! When I picture them having a crush, I usually picture them having genuine feelings that they can’t admit is “love.” I’ll go in order: 

how they act around them

can they keep their cool

would they confess

things their crush does that drives them wild.

Risotto: 

When he’s caught feelings for someone. He wants any opportunity to talk to them. He has a manner of speaking, so matter-of-factly, it’s hard to discern when he has feelings for anyone. With his crush, he just asks more questions or gives simple compliments, which tend to be basic. Such as “good morning or afternoon or evening, how are you?” “You look nice today.” 

Yes, he can. He doesn’t want to hide his feelings. He’s a grown man after all. He wants to court the person who caught his eye. But he’s a considerate man. He isn’t going to force his feelings onto anyone. He wants to build a friendly relationship first, not tell them outright he’s interested, and they agree to date him due to intimidation, not genuine interest.

If he realizes they might actually be interested in him, he might just straight up say he’s interested in them and tell them all the reasons why. He will tell them they are not obligated to like him back and that they are not in any danger if they reject him. He tells them in an open space to give them an easy out if they aren’t interested.

When they bite their bottom lip. Internally, he’s going wild, wanting to kiss and bite their lip too. Also, when they try to reach for something and it’s JUST out of their reach and Risotto can get it for them.

Prosciutto:

He’s suave and charming. At first, he’s acting foolish. Like he tries to be poetic, intellectual/educated, as a way to show off, but it doesn’t work. He switches it up and strikes up random conversations with them about mundane things, trying to learn more about them. He’s ‘softer’ with them and gives them encouraging advice when he can or if they need it.

For the most part. He’s used to courting and taking people to bed with him without losing his cool. But when he falls for someone, he tries too hard to impress them because he overthinks things. He wants to say the perfect thing to sweep them off their feet. But he realizes he just has to be himself.

Yes. Eventually, he’s done beating around the bush and might ask them to accompany him somewhere. He would walk it to be romantic as he does it, so might confess near the ocean as the sunsets. He thinks it might sway them to be his lover.

 When they keep up with him. He still tends to be critical even when it comes to his crush on occasion, so when his crush throws criticisms and comments back, he’s impressive. He loves it when they show off their own knowledge and school him.

Pesci:

He’s clumsy and nervous. He overthinks things and laments when he thinks he said something dumb to embarrass himself in front of them. He can also be enthusiastic especially if they need help with something. “I can help you!” Then he goes back to being a blushy boy.

Not really. Pesci turns RED if their hands so much as brush against each other. He stutters if they ever tell him something nice like compliment his hair or something.

Probably no. He doesn’t have the confidence. Prosciutto might end up annoyed by his “pathetic puppy’ act and tell him to man up and confess. He’d get close to confessing but back down. His crush might take the hint and confess to him instead.

The way they smile at him when they’re talking. Pesci’s lack of confidence causes him to speak in a soft, timid manner especially around them. So when they smile and make eye contact with him as he talks, he’s just swooning internally.

Formaggio:

He’s going to flirt with them until he has them blushing. He teases the hell out of them and gives them compliments accompanied by a wink. He’s very direct with his crush compared to the rest. He plays up his goofy personality too since he loves to hear them laugh. But will refrain from making crude jokes if they aren’t into it.

Absolutely. Formaggio is never one to put on airs. What you see is what you get. There might be more affection when he interacts and talks to his crush, but not that much. Though, he does act cocky if he thinks they are making excuses to brush up against him.

Absolutely. He’d want to get them alone when he does it because he still can’t take getting rejected in front of people. Might invite them out for a drink at a small bar when it’s not busy. They’d be like the only patrons and that’s when he does it. Wil confesses while he’s buzzed.

When they lick their lips and the glisten in the sun. Formaggio just wants to jump them and lick their lips too. He also LOVES it when they laugh with all their heart at his jokes until they have tears in their eyes. 

Illuso:

Tries to act like he’s really not that interested. He does this because he’s secretly afraid of being rejected and laughed at. And might become obnoxious and try to impress them but not directly to their face. Brags a lot and has to take a different route when they just ignore him. Has to step out of his comfort zone talk less about himself.

He really is. If they start to give him attention, he doesn’t know what to do and panics. Might have to excuse himself and call Formaggio since he didn’t expect to get so far as to have an actual conversation, one-on-one with them as long as he has.

Finds trouble doing it. He’s tempted to spy on them to use whatever information he can gather to increase his chances of dating them but rejects the idea since he actually starts to feel like a creep when he first attempted this. They guys might have to get involved and say stuff like “You two make a great couple” without Illuso even asking them, which kind of pisses Illuso off lol

When they tilt their head slightly when Illuso’s talking to him and when they say his name. He loves it when they just greet him with a, “Hey, Illuso.” He just wants to hear them on repeat.

Melone:

Shows off his knowledge of pseudoscience by doing things like telling them about their horoscope/sign and their blood type personality. Will flirt and say that his sign and their sign are the perfect matches. He’s pretty confident even if he fears rejection, but he has to give it a shot.

He most definitely can. There is little they can do turn him into a puddle of mush. But there IS ONE thing that gets him blushing. Saying something like, “Melone, you really are amazing” or “I’m grateful to have met you.”

He won’t be able to take keeping his feeling dormant and will eventually tell them. There’s a good chance he’ll knock on their door, flowers on hand and tell them how he feels.

When they playfull wink at him. It’s not sexual in any way. Melone is often caught staring at them and they will wink at him, and he loses it and makes him bold enough to blow a kiss. This is all before a relationship is established too. 

Ghiaccio:

Also, one who tries to act like he’s not interested, acting like he has better things to do. Gets mad when they don’t make a move on him, so Melone has to intervene and give him advice which he reluctantly takes. Tries so hard not to scare them away with his rants but ends up ranting anyway. If they don’t run, he’d calm down a bit but his heart still beats fast and cheeks still have a dust of pink.

Cannot keep his cool despite his name. He gets embarrassed over the smallest things when he’s around them. Has a habit of adjusting his glasses frequently when he’s talking to them.

They have to confess. He struggles to admit he likes them enough to let them into his life that would allow for more intimacy. He’s intimidated by the prospects of what their relationship could lead to. If his crush confesses, he might need time to think about it because he’s scared. He liked being around them but dating is another thing. 

Loves it when they stretch and their shirt lifts up and he catches a glimpse of that tummy. He’s going apeshit.

[wxnnabe]

Scenario of La Squadra in Mexico! <3 And learning in the bad way the lesson that when a mexican tells you that what you are going to eat is SPICY AF (spicy tacos with habanero chili), you should definitely trust them!

- God knows who let La Squadra travel to Mexico of all places,but here they are! They are probably tasked with a high risk assassination-so high risk that the whole team is brought in, in case one of them gets injured (or worse). Nobody wants to think of it,but it does put a slight damper on the mood; it seems silly to think that men in their work will ever get a holiday like normal civilians enjoy.- They each seem to enjoy some parts of their mission; Risotto seems to be zoned in on the mission at hand, but takes some time to visit some of the lively bars in the city at night. He also enjoys taking in the sights of the city on the ferry back to Baja.- Nothing seems to really shake Risotto. This is no different; if he had to admit, it does sting his throat and clears his sinuses, burning his tongue like hot tea. But it doesn’t get much out of him except some sweat lining his forehead. He seems to have barely touched his meal, claiming he was not all that hungry anyways. Perhaps he’s just smart enough to know when he’s been bested? (by a taco, no less.)- Proscuitto spares a couple of hours of daylight to escape with Pesci to the Angela Peralta Theater-both take the time to admire the architecture and enjoy learning the history behind the theatre, but have to keep their time in the theatre short. They have an important target to follow, after all. Pesci will go fishing before he leaves.- Proscuitto thinks he can handle it. Sure, he loves spicy food! It can’t be any worse then the food he has back at home. Or so he thought. He is kicking himself for ignoring their words: Ït’s probably better you guys not try this one..it’s one I struggle with actually,” He knows that he only has himself to blame, not that it helps the situation one bit. He will excuse himself to head back to the food trucks and frantically ask for a something to help his burning tongue, if he can do so discreetly. (He knows that Illuso will follow him though, so he ends up willfully holding himself together. He is suddenly sweating a lot more and ends up asking for another jug of water before anyone has even finished their meal.)- Pesci is dying. Please, send for the waiter, he wants desserts and he wants them now. Something, anything they have to qwell his dying throat. The waiter is sort of terrified when he sees this tall, frightening man giving him a desperate look as he’s sweating and pointing from his mouth to the half eaten taco frantically. His brother will sigh, and ask the waiter to please get something for the spice. His brother, at least, will not tease him for this for years to come-he will bring it up as a less than dignified moment of his own, though.- Ghaccio, also visits the Angela Peralta; separately, because he’d been caught up in his own part in the tactile mission they’d been handed. He appreciates it the history and the music more than the architecture, and it’s probably the longest his gone without snapping or growling out obscenities at his team (since they aren’t there).- Ghaccio is fine and quite enjoying his meal, thank you very much. He certainly isn’t flushing because of how spicy the meal he just ordered is. He’s dying; hiccuping and gasping, and he’ll snarl curses at anyone who points it out; if anyone actually recommended the dish to him, they won’t ever hear the end of their funny little “prank”- Melone enjoys taking in the markets; he likes to pick out people in the crowd and imagine the life they have-its probably just as mundane and boring as Illuso tells him he describes, but he sometimes wishes he was given a simple life rather than the one he was dealt. He does enjoy some of the exotic fruits, though!- Melone actually really loves spicy food! I think he can handle it with no qualms and it actually shakes his friend a little knowing he can enjoy it enough to come back the next day for a second dish.- Illuso likes to watch the sun rise, and thankfully he is given some time to do so in their mission. He is mainly alone with his thoughts, which is really how he’d prefer it to be. He listens to Melone and Formaggio people watch while trailing a suspect in the markets.- More the type to suggest the dish to his peers (a very gullible Formaggio who trusts his scheming friend all too much) Illuso willl have researched well on the foods that he can and cannot handle while travelling. Especially if his peer is a native, he does not want to look like his poor unfortunate friend who almost coughed up the tap water into his own dish trying to drown the spice.- Formaggio likes the change of scenery, and ends up getting lost and finding the most beautiful unknown spots of the city-some less known touristy places that only a local could tell you of-Pesci asks where they were, but  he just shrugs-turns out he forgot his path the moment he set foot on it. It’s probably a good thing, then, that he hasn’t the time to really “explore”.- Formaggio thinks that he can handle the spice, he really does;but now that it’s in his mouth and his tounge is burning and his throat is on fire he’s not too sure. Surely it’ll pass, right? Apparently not, and now he’s looking like an absolute fool trying to gasp out that he needs something to stop the burning and fast. To hell with the rest of the groups teasing, he doesn’t care how desperate he looks right now.